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30MarMarch 30, 2022

Blogs and Ends: The Slow News Day Edition

Turns out that Jada Pinkett probably isn't gay. Jada Pinkett has dragged her husband on to her podcast and made him admit that he doesn't satisfy her in bed. And that he has to agree to letting her cuck him as publically as possible.In short Will has to be fine with it if you screw his wife but not if you screw WITH his wife. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dltIicxDi0 Since I'm tired of the subject of Jada Pinkett and am looking for any tangential...

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29MarMarch 29, 2022

Was The Slap Fake?

One way or another, yes.I resent having to have an opinion about this sissy fight. I don’t like anyone involved but since the entire internet has blown up over it I can’t ignore it.Here’s the clip you’ve probably seen repeatedly by now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKl9xPROmaE The Oscars were tracking in its usual basement-dwelling numbers when the slap heard around the world happened. The viewership doubled almost immediately. It’s the first time in years that the general public has taken a genuine interest in the Academy Awards. From the...

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27MarMarch 27, 2022

I’m Back!

Halfway, anyway.The Comments are going to have to stay off for the time being until we are certain the problem is completely fixed.

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26MarMarch 26, 2022

Final Friday Night Open Thread

Or at least it's going to be the last for a couple of months.Your beloved Dark Herald has broken the internet.Or at least the server.From Vox Popoli:"No, it’s not being deplatformed or anything like that. The problem is a technical one, as too much traffic over too much time at the arkhavencomics-dot-com site has overwhelmed the WordPress database and the site has bogged down to the point that it is interfering with the necessary operations of the Library store it...

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24MarMarch 24, 2022

Yeah It’s Gonna Suck: M&M

No, I’m not going after the candy again. You get a twofer today. Ms. Marvel & Moonknight. Both of them look like they are going to meet the same exacting standards we have come to expect from Marvel.I’ll start with Ms. Marvel. Here’s her awful trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9EX0f6V11Y Of the two this one is going to be really bad.They appear to be trying to make it look comic-bookie which always go over badly if it’s not coming from a place of love and no one loves this...

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23MarMarch 23, 2022

Dark Herald Exclusive!!!

Through ways known only to a chosen few of the Unfallen, I have acquired a copy of BATWOMAN SEASON 4 TRAILER!!I have to say this retooling has massively improved it. I may not miss a single episode next season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_oBiy9vDs

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22MarMarch 22, 2022

Zootopia’s Director Has Just Signed With…Guess Who?

Enjoy my smug-face MickeyRich Moore, the director of Wreck-it Ralph and Zootopia has left Disney for... You guessed it, Skydance Animation.John Lasseter has bagged another one for his new company. Rich Moore now has an exclusive multi-year contract with Skydance Animation. Pixar's campaign to cancel all-white middle-aged male directors has devastated Disney Animation. Will the last guy with talent to leave, please turn out the light.

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22MarMarch 22, 2022

Disaster! Amazon Now Owns The Hobbit

Or at least the media rights. The Tolkien estate still holds the literary rights. Although, by the time Amazon is done de-Christianizing and Wokifying JRR Tolkien’s work on screen it is going to have suffered significant brand damage with the general population.The Saul Zaentz company has sold the media rights to The Hobbit to Amazon. They already owned the rights to the Appendixes, which is what their Woke disaster, The Lord of the Rings, the Rings of Power is based on. And now they own The...

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22MarMarch 22, 2022

Chapek is Losing Control of Disney

Bob Chapek is making just about every mistake he can possibly make in dealing with this internal uprising at Disney.He is trying to handle this situation like a Machiavellian, instead of summoning the hoard and crushing the rebels under hoof. In my opinion, Bob Iger turned Disney into an instrument that would further his own post-Disney political ambitions. I recently wrote about how the rather unpopular but still heavily promoted character of Ms. Marvel was allegedly a political...

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21MarMarch 21, 2022

Babylon Bee Banned From Twitter

It's a hard time for any satirist. By the time your funny idea is typed up and ready to be published the Democrats have made it a law.It is even more difficult when Wokelings have decided you have crossed the line in the ever shifting sand and you are now banned for istaphobism.Babylon Bee's Twitter account has been suspended for making a joke about the woman admiral who still has a penis, that is still doing penis things.*They are...

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