May 2022 - Arkhaven Site

19MayMay 19, 2022

Humpday Trailer Dump – The Death by Snu-Snu Edition

FIRST SHE HULK WANT SNU-SNU!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gim2kprjL50 It’s Hulkey McBeal carrying off the guy that takes the stupidity to the next level. And when the hell did straight black men become the white men of black men? At least they are being honest about what you will be getting. The writers for this POS are some of the worst Wokites at Disney. NEXT Hey, Alex Kurtzman finally got Star Trek right! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCILxahpv4 Oops. Sorry. My mistake. NEXT Screw Hollywood. Does anybody have something worth watching? Well yes. Lets take a look at RRR. Ignore...

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18MayMay 18, 2022

Webtoon Rumors-Conan The Barbarian

Intriguing if true. Here is the part that isn't a rumor. Tencent or to be more accurate Conan Properties International Is recalling their license from Marvel Comics. My initial reaction was, that’s too bad it was the only and I do mean only Marvel or even mainstream comic I was still reading on the regular. Now I’m sure a few of you were surprised that Marvel wasn’t trying to turn Conan gay or Trans or genderswapped or there was some barbarian lesbian that...

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17MayMay 17, 2022

Rose is returning to Doctor Who for the Sixtieth-Anniversary Special

(long tired sigh) Yeah, she’s black now. (longer and even more tired sigh) Of course, she was born with a dick. What were you expecting?

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17MayMay 17, 2022

Doctor Strange Craters On Its Second Week

Doctor Strange and Multiverse of Madness plunged 67% at the box office. Strongly indicating there is very little repeat business for this movie. While it is still possible that it will crack the $1 billion mark it is now going to be a long uphill slog to do it. More likely it will leg out between $850 and $950 million. Doctor Strange 2 needs (at a guess) $750 million to break even due to its prolonged delay. It will do that but there...

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16MayMay 16, 2022

The Dark Recommends Doctor Strange and Multiverse of Madness

Doctor Strange (2016) wasn’t the biggest or best of the Marvel movies but it certainly wasn’t at the bottom of their all time leader board either. It says a lot about the current state of Marvel that I automatically that I automatically think of the MCU in the past tense. As if I’m referring to Republic Pictures or Keystone Studios. The Marvel films from just five years ago are just as gone. It’s as if they left along with Stan lee. Anyway,...

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14MayMay 14, 2022

The Scarlet Hypocrite

From Bounding Into Comics: "Olsen commented about how she felt like her Civil War costume was one of her least favorite outfits that “needed an upgrade.” In 2018, Olsen stated that she did not like how “revealing” some of her older costumes were. “It would just not be a cleavage corset. I like corsets, but I’d like it to be higher. Everyone has these things that cover them—Tessa Thompson does, Scarlett does. I would like to cover up a bit,” she said. “It’s...

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13MayMay 13, 2022

The Martian Doorway

There was an intriguing formation photographed by the Curiosity rover. Give it time and it will be up there with the Face on Mars and the Nazca Lines. I found out about this at 2:00 am and quickly pounded this out. My late-night state of mind kind of shows: Reuters News Service, Houston Texas, 5:20 pm CDT. NASA Director, Galeraraack the Banth Devourer: The apparent doorway is most likely just a shear fracture due to some recent temblors. In...

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12MayMay 12, 2022

Strange New Worlds – No I’m Not Doing This

Somebody else can watch this one for me. And someone did. Soon to be Black Author Gary L.M. Martin No that is not one of my pen names. The guy gets one big thing wrong. He seems to have missed that the Vulcan woman that Spock bangs and then agrees to wed, is in fact T'Pring. Although Spock is such a Gamma in this version, I can't blame T'Pring for trying to kill Spock in the OG series. Let’s face it,...

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12MayMay 12, 2022

Wanda and Multiverse of Madness First Impressions

I only watched this damn thing because I’ve been skipping too much pop culture of late and I was overdue to take one for the team. And boy did I ever. Assuming I can steal time to write this any time soon, it’s going to be a Recommends With Reservations. My version of the two-star review. My criteria for Does Not Recommend is, that there is no reason to see this movie and truthfully there are actually a few reasons to see...

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11MayMay 11, 2022

Reedy Creek Lawsuit Thrown Out

This. is my shocked face. To the surprise of no one with a brain, the lawsuit filed by Osceola and Orange country "residents," has been chucked by the judge. Background information here. If I get time today, I'll do a post on the Disney earnings call. As a man who both cooks and is a writer of fiction, I can't wait to see this masterpiece of unfounded optimism. UPDATE: Earnings call post is not going to happen tonight. I forgot the...

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