October 2022 - Arkhaven Site

30OctOctober 30, 2022

Forgotten Cable of the Nineties – Urban Fantasy

BUMPED for Halloween 10/28/2022 When I was a little kid Looney Tunes weren’t all that old-fashioned, they were just a little behind the power curve. Well, maybe some of the really early ones were starting to look out of date. I remember asking my Mom if anvils had been all over the place when she was a kid. She didn’t like the question for reasons I didn’t understand then but certainly do now. But she answered it honestly, “not really, most blacksmiths had already...

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29OctOctober 29, 2022

Cavill Is Out as the Witcher

#TheDarkHeraldWasRight Earlier today I stated that the third season would be the last one for Henry Cavill on the Witcher. Cavill’s Highlander movie appears to be dead. He was supposed to be shooting it in April. But he came down with Covid. The film’s funding went bye-bye. Now that he is signed as Superman for the next ten years, he’s not going to have time for it. I suspect that the next season of the Witcher is going to be the last. Cavill’s constantly having to...

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25OctOctober 25, 2022

We Happy Few, We Band of Brothers

Happy Saint Crispin's Day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM “He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,And rouse him at the name of Crispian.He that shall live this day, and see old age,Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian:’Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.And say ‘These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.’Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,But he’ll remember with advantagesWhat feats he did that...

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25OctOctober 25, 2022

Blogs and Ends: The Opposite of Love

FIRST Why don’t I have an opinion on the death of Jodie Whitaker’s Doctor Who? I just don’t care. That’s it. That’s the deal. I don’t care. I don’t give a shit. Tolkien, I care about. I just wrote a multi-week 20,000+ word rant dedicated to my hatred of Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. But the end of the worst era in the 60-year history of Doctor Who happened last night and YouTube had to tell me about it. I had promised myself I...

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24OctOctober 24, 2022

The Dark Herald Recommends Black Adam

I trudged rather than walked into the theater to see this one. I had, with childlike innocence taken the critics at their word. Intellectually I know I can trust an angry cobra more than the opinion of the 21st-century film critic. Thus, my determination to approach this film with an open mind but I could hardly ignore the track record of every Marvel movie since 2017, to say nothing of every DC film since The Dark Knight Rises. My low expectations weren’t unreasonable. So, I...

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22OctOctober 22, 2022

First Impressions: Black Adam

Prepare yourself for a shock The critics are lying through their teeth. Black Adam is excellent. Although the reason why the critics are lying is the really important issue here. Everyone is assuming they are trying to punish David Zaslav for shutting down various Woke projects at Warner Brothers. But I strongly suspect that the real reason it's getting a bunch of bad reviews is that Black Adam is a nationalist movie. It's an accidental nationalist movie. I'm quite sure it was trying to...

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21OctOctober 21, 2022

Walter Hamada Is Done

Today in completely expected news. Walter Hamada has been fired as the head of DC films. I was wondering why Zaslav hadn't axed him yet. Now I know. Black Adam is going to underperform. Either the shill media hasn't been paid enough to give good reviews or they are mad enough at David Zaslav to not care about reprucsussions... This time. Walter Hamada was clearly hired in a panic. He was a producer at Warner’s subsidiary New Line Cinema for ten...

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19OctOctober 19, 2022

Blogs and Ends: Special Edition

FIRST https://twitter.com/InterestingPot/status/1579003282965815296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1579003282965815296%7Ctwgr%5Ee5100cd033fa42b46c3b064af02a603d42ff676a%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Face.mu.nu%2F That kid is going to have the best graduation video. NEXT Disney is trapped by its own Woke culture. There is a rumor running around that I would grade at a “B” for reliability, that Storm from the X-Men is going to be spliced into Wakanda Forever. Why the late addition? Well, the problem Disney has right now is that Marvel has killed another cash cow with Black Panther. Apparently, that decision had been made even before Chadwick Boseman’s condition was known to the company. Disney Marvel...

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17OctOctober 17, 2022

Avoid Like the Plague – Amazon’s Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power

Antithesis /anˈtiTHəsəs/ Noun Definition – : the direct opposite. (1): the rhetorical contrast of ideas by means of parallel arrangements of words, clauses, or sentences (as in "action, not words" or "they promised freedom and provided slavery") (2): OPPOSITION, CONTRAST the antithesis of prose and verse. The second of two opposing words, clauses, or sentences that are being rhetorically contrasted (3): philosophy : the second stage of a dialectical process Example: Amazon’s the Lord of the Rings – The Rings of Power is the very antithesis of every aspect of the author J.R.R Tolkien’s complete...

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15OctOctober 15, 2022

RE:Play Clive Barker’s Undying

"[Undying]'s a dark fantasy with lots of levels, lots of realities in it. It's not horror in the sense of Hellraiser. It's horror which is very bloody, very graphic, with plenty of monsters, no question; but also a big adventure level in it. There is the sense, as you are visiting different dimensions and alien cities, that a monster in an alien city is a different thing than a monster sitting in your kitchen sink!” – Clive Barker Clive Barker isn’t...

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