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12MarMarch 12, 2021

A Tale of Two Space Comedies

Generated by IJG JPEG LibraryIf you enjoy science fiction you frequently have to endure Lefty sermons on various subjects.Beloved Readers: And rain is still wet, Oh Herald of the Dark. What’s your point?It’s a premise, not a point. If you look for it, you can find plenty of right-wing science fiction in print but in the English-speaking world, media science fiction is dominated by Hollywood and the BBC. Neither institution is capable of producing anything with a Right-wing viewpoint. Occasionally...

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10MarMarch 10, 2021

Raya and the Last Dragon Bombs

More bad news for Mickey the Great and Terrible.(Let me start by saying this is an essay is not a review. I have not seen Raya and the Last Dragon, and I strongly suspect I won’t be getting around to it even after it’s free.)This was supposed to be Disney’s genuine comeback film. Sure, there have been a few releases since the plague hit town, but they weren’t the “real thing.” They weren’t a genuine effort to blow the doors off at...

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09MarMarch 9, 2021

Star Trek Update: 3/9/2021

I’m afraid it’s mostly bad news for Star Trek fans. A few months ago, I had said that I was certain that Star Trek: Discovery was hard wrapped. Secret Hideout couldn’t get any more funding. I’m afraid that has changed. Here is the background from my old blog:(A while back) there was an article in Deadline that said the newly hired president of the Paramount, Emma Watts claimed that her top priority was rebooting Star Trek. Alex Kurtzman's name wasn’t mentioned once in the entire...

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08MarMarch 8, 2021

EXCLUSIVE: Arkhaven Blog Interview with Star Wars Celebrity; Geode

We are deeply honored to have a Hollywood legend with us today. Geode the Rock.TDH: Geode, thank you for taking time out your very busy schedule for us today. I can’t say how honored we are to have you here. Let’s get right into it.Your joining Star Wars: The High Republic has been likened to Sir Alec Guinness being cast in the original Star Wars film. You bring that much gravitas to any project you are a part of. Your career in...

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08MarMarch 8, 2021

Note for Codex

I forgot to include Speedy Gonzalez in my article on Trickster Heroes. He is being canceled again. Latinx's named Kyle Jimenez are pretty cool with the cancelation. But actual Mexicans are pretty pissed about it because Speedy alway beat the gringo gatos. He is their Bugs Bunny.

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07MarMarch 7, 2021

New Star Wars Book Features “The Rock”

Apparently the "High Republic," was referring to the writing process. They are doing the good shit at LucasFilm.Claudia Grey is the author who ended the big Zoom marketing push with a Vulcan salute. Which possibly explains where she came up with her brilliant edition to the High Republic; "Geode, the rock." For once I am actually quite curious as to what rock's prefferred pronouns are.This new character is literally a rock.Here is a situation where pictures are worth...

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05MarMarch 5, 2021

The Dark Herald Does Not Recommend WandaVision

Arr Maties! Captain Herald has returned from the high seas to tell ye a tale of…well…basic, acceptable mediocrity.So far that is all that Disney Plus has proven itself capable of providing. But at least they are still capable of delivering that. Given how converged the company has become it’s only a matter of time before even this low bar is beyond them.And that is all that Wanda Vision is. Acceptably mediocre. The fans came up with much more interesting theories than the show eventually delivered...

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04MarMarch 4, 2021

Questions For My Readers

Do the Simpsons still go to church?And if not, when was the last year they attended service?Don't include Halloween specials.

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04MarMarch 4, 2021

Rumors: Cara Dune Has Been Recast

Not the character you understand. Expect a few, vague references to Cara Dune's tragic but heroic death. No, the slot she was supposed to fill on Rangers of the New Republic is allegedly being handed to yet another Dave Filoni character. In this case, Hera Syndulla from Star Wars Rebels.I was vaguely familiar with the character and I suppose if Thrawn is going to be the main villain going forward it makes sense for Syndulla to be...

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03MarMarch 3, 2021

Blogs and Ends: The Absolute State of…

FIRSTThe Absolute State of NetflixNothing I can say will make this funnier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NRmXIcYx28 I think this is supposed to be comedy but the fact that there is question mark in my mind says a lot.NEXTThe Absolute State of Disney World.This scene from the old Epic Mickey game has became terrifyingly meta. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqeGxNW5uU NEXTThe Absolute State of Tom ClancyAmazon is doing Without Remorse. Starring (*long tired sigh*) Micheal B Jordan. After the aforementioned sigh, I decided, okay, that doesn't mean it has to...

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