Now We Need To Make Our Own ToysJon Del Arroz
Hasbro has finally gone full converged by canceling Mr. Potatohead. His crime? Being a Mister, of course:
The Associated Press reported earlier today, “Hasbro, the company that makes the potato-shaped plastic toy, is giving the spud a gender neutral new name: Potato Head. The change will appear on boxes this year.”
They would later add, “Hasbro said Mr. Potato Head, which has been around for about 70 years, needed a modern makeover.”
Looks like we need to add “modern makeover” to the list of terms signifying the destruction of culture and now children’s toys. I’m sure the five year olds who play with Mr. Potatohead are thrilled to have a new genderless option before their parents inject them with hormone suppressing treatments.
It’s amazing how SJWs can take something completely innocuous and making it into a political struggle. Board games and toys are no longer safe for families to enjoy.
Looks like we have our work cut out for us in making non-converged board games and toys.
Maybe we should start with Deus Vult action figures. What do you think?