Blogs and Ends: The Absolute State of…

Blogs and Ends: The Absolute State of…

FIRST

The Absolute State of Netflix

Nothing I can say will make this funnier

I think this is supposed to be comedy but the fact that there is question mark in my mind says a lot.

NEXT

The Absolute State of Disney World.

This scene from the old Epic Mickey game has became terrifyingly meta.

NEXT

The Absolute State of Tom Clancy

Amazon is doing Without Remorse. Starring (*long tired sigh*) Micheal B Jordan.

After the aforementioned sigh, I decided, okay, that doesn’t mean it has to suck.

Then I clicked play on the trailer.

Standyby for cliche carpet bombing.

Without Remorse was the last of Clancy’s good books before he went off the deep end and dumped his wife of 25 years for Colin Powell’s niece. Not sure why she so adversely affected him as a writer but her impact speaks for itself.

It wouldn’t have been easy to turn Without Remorse into a movie but it could have been done.

Except they didn’t even consider trying. Read the synopsis if you want more details. Oh, and Admiral Greer is a woman now.

NEXT

The Absolute State of Star Wars

Here’ is the new Wookie Jedi.

He has a WOODEN LIGHTSABER.

I shit you not.

The comments are worth reading though.

NEXT

The Absolute State of Sports

LAST

The Absolute State of DC Comics

Is Krypto Trans now?

Okay, I’m done here.

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Comments (2)

  • Codex Reply

    It’s not *their* stuff, but they steal and and double-dog dare you to stop applauding their theft first.

    Big Brotha is watching

    March 4, 2021 at 4:12 am
  • furor kek tonicus Reply

    wood being an excellent conductor of electrical power and, notoriously, often substituted for Rubies and other crystals when building a laser.
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    ladies and gentlemen, i present to you technology … as imagined by a woman.
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    Clay Travis
    either watches porn all day long or has never watched any porn. I can’t decide which it is

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    i guarantee you, they know who Ron Jeremy is.

    March 4, 2021 at 4:49 am

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