04Apr
How Fast the Crazy Set In
This is from 2018 Disney show. It absolutely couldn't get made today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtyaB9uGeSc
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02Apr
The Disney Civil War
How long before Disney World gets rid of gendered restrooms?I now live in a world where that is a perfectly legitimate question. And you will note that I asked, ‘how long,’ not ‘if.’ I think it really is just a matter of time. Disney parks are now a place where Sir, Mam, Boy, and Girl are now offensive terms. How long can the people that banished these crimespeak words as unbearably regressive, be able to tolerate the existence of restrooms explicitly marked...
01Apr
Moonknight – First Impressions
I’ve tried to start a review for Marvel’s MoonKnight four times now and I can’t get anything down on paper. I have standards as a pop culture reporter. They aren’t high standards but at least I have them. One of them being that regardless of whether or not I detest the creator, I will judge the creation on its own merit. And I can’t seem to do that tonight. And it’s all because of Disney.What does the Disney brand mean to you? More importantly, what...
30Mar
The Groomiest Place on Earth
PedoMouse has dropped the mask completely. They can’t really control themselves anymore. They’ve stopped trying and have announced that Disney is now officially pro-grooming. Disney has publicly declared that it is going to be pushing to have Florida’s anti-grooming law repealed. And it doesn’t end there.Why take the word of a far-right looney like me when you can hear what Disney executives have in mind for your children out of their own mouths.The following are leaks from the Reimagine Tomorrow meetings that Disney just...
30Mar
Blogs and Ends: The Slow News Day Edition
Turns out that Jada Pinkett probably isn't gay. Jada Pinkett has dragged her husband on to her podcast and made him admit that he doesn't satisfy her in bed. And that he has to agree to letting her cuck him as publically as possible.In short Will has to be fine with it if you screw his wife but not if you screw WITH his wife. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dltIicxDi0 Since I'm tired of the subject of Jada Pinkett and am looking for any tangential...
29Mar
Was The Slap Fake?
One way or another, yes.I resent having to have an opinion about this sissy fight. I don’t like anyone involved but since the entire internet has blown up over it I can’t ignore it.Here’s the clip you’ve probably seen repeatedly by now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKl9xPROmaE The Oscars were tracking in its usual basement-dwelling numbers when the slap heard around the world happened. The viewership doubled almost immediately. It’s the first time in years that the general public has taken a genuine interest in the Academy Awards. From the...
27Mar
I’m Back!
Halfway, anyway.The Comments are going to have to stay off for the time being until we are certain the problem is completely fixed.
26Mar
Final Friday Night Open Thread
Or at least it's going to be the last for a couple of months.Your beloved Dark Herald has broken the internet.Or at least the server.From Vox Popoli:"No, it’s not being deplatformed or anything like that. The problem is a technical one, as too much traffic over too much time at the arkhavencomics-dot-com site has overwhelmed the WordPress database and the site has bogged down to the point that it is interfering with the necessary operations of the Library store it...
24Mar
Yeah It’s Gonna Suck: M&M
No, I’m not going after the candy again. You get a twofer today. Ms. Marvel & Moonknight. Both of them look like they are going to meet the same exacting standards we have come to expect from Marvel.I’ll start with Ms. Marvel. Here’s her awful trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9EX0f6V11Y Of the two this one is going to be really bad.They appear to be trying to make it look comic-bookie which always go over badly if it’s not coming from a place of love and no one loves this...
23Mar
Dark Herald Exclusive!!!
Through ways known only to a chosen few of the Unfallen, I have acquired a copy of BATWOMAN SEASON 4 TRAILER!!I have to say this retooling has massively improved it. I may not miss a single episode next season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_oBiy9vDs