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30AugAugust 30, 2021

Eastern Story Telling

Journey to the WestI recently asked you, my beloved readers, if you would like me to do an essay on Eastern storytelling traditions as opposed to Western.The support for this was overwhelming. Three of you said, yes. Let’s begin.Hakawati, is the Arabic tradition of storytelling wherein each story must have…Beloved Readers: Uh, Cataline that wasn’t the story structure we were interested in.I’m getting there. Don’t be a pest about it. …and teach a moral lesson. I suspect this tradition is more Middle-Eastern than specifically Arabian because the...

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28AugAugust 28, 2021

What If – What If… Didn’t Suck?

Astonishing concept I know, but it finally happened. It took three episodes to get one that was, I can't believe I'm saying this, good.The contrivance for this episode was, what if the Avengers were killed before they became the Avengers. And they actually ran with it. They recreated famous scenes from various movies and at end of the scene the Avenger in question was pushing up roses. ***SPOILERS*** FROM HERE ON OUT.When Black Widow gives Tony...

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27AugAugust 27, 2021

Cheap Thrills: The 8th Doctor

On my way back from the Mongolian Outlands, I was listening to a few things that I’d loaded onto my phone for the trip. One of them turned out to be a hidden treasure. Or at least it’s hidden to most Americans. The British have known about this for a while.Back in 1996, Fox Network had the absolutely hideous idea of rebooting Doctor Who, which had been on hiatus for seven years at that point. It was almost as bad as the Peter Cushing...

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27AugAugust 27, 2021

Okay, I’m Back

Only slightly worse for wear. Reader Chief_Tuscaloosa writes: "In the future, when Vox Day has bought the Superman franchise for $1, I look forward to issue AV (after Vox) #1: “Superman, The Illegal Alien with Super-powers: He Has To Go Back."Not worth the dollar. Part of the reason DC is doing this, is so they can turn things over to Jon Kent because 11 years Clark Kent goes into the Public Domain. So they'd like to shoo him off stage. I'm...

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24AugAugust 24, 2021

Involuntary Exile

I'll be offline for the next three days. No choice in the matter.I'll post Friday. HopefullyThe Dark Herald

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22AugAugust 22, 2021

Is Kathleen Kennedy Getting her Contract Renewed?

Such a move would be fatal to what is left of the Star Wars fanbase. She is the most reviled personality ever connected with the franchise to include freaking Jar-Jar. Renew her contract and you may well as pander to the Reylos because you will have absolutely no one left. Except, the Reylos have already dipped out, after ROS.Both the Mom & Pop and the institutional investors are clearly hostile to the idea. A number of Bob Chapek’s reforms would be reversed if...

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21AugAugust 21, 2021

Marvel’s What If… (Second Episode)

Marvel's What If... Comics used to be kind of fun and different.What If Spiderman Joined the Fantastic Four?What If Gwen Stacy had lived? What if Doctor Doom became a hero?What If the Hulk had the brain of Bruce Banner?As you can tell some of these What If(s) proved popular enough to become part of the Marvelverse proper.However, we are now two episodes into the TV series and it is becoming absurdly obvious what all of the shows What If(s) are...

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18AugAugust 18, 2021

DC Is Copying Arkhaven

“I had looked for this but not so soon,” as the old tombstone says. DC is now partnering with Webtoons.I find this particularly laughable given how the comic book pros sneered at webtoons when they first entered the English-speaking market. “If you were any good at all you’d be working for DC or Marvel,” is what ALL of their comments could be boiled down to.However, the truth is that talent goes where the money is. And right now, the top of the heap webtoons...

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18AugAugust 18, 2021

Razorfist Parties Like It’s 1978

I see I'm not the only one who thinks we've regressed about four decades.Although, back then America's fundamentals were a hell of a lot better than they are today. I often wonder if Trump was the Septimus Severus of America; an Indian Summer Emperor. Regardless, this is Razorfist so this vid extremely NSFW. https://youtu.be/OKIszrFBQ2M

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17AugAugust 17, 2021

Question For My Readers

I'd like to get my mind off current events, so I think I'll watch an Eighties fantasy movie.Which one would you like me to RE:View next?This.Or thisBoth films are underrated.Make your selection in the comments.

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