Marvel’s What If… (Second Episode)

Marvel’s What If… Comics used to be kind of fun and different.

What If Spiderman Joined the Fantastic Four?

What If Gwen Stacy had lived?

What if Doctor Doom became a hero?

What If the Hulk had the brain of Bruce Banner?

As you can tell some of these What If(s) proved popular enough to become part of the Marvelverse proper.

However, we are now two episodes into the TV series and it is becoming absurdly obvious what all of the shows What If(s) are going to be.

What if… All of the white men in Marvel were raced swapped and gender-bent?

Last week Steve Rogers got turned into a simp for the amusement of Gigantor Carter.

This week T’Challa is now Starlord and he is so, so much better at it than Peter Quill. I mean he doesn’t get a single thing wrong and everyone thinks he’s fantastic. Remember the Kree guard in the first five minutes of Guardians of the Galaxy who didn’t know who Starlord was?. Well, he’s not only heard of Starlord he acts like a One Direction fan who just met Harry Styles. He’s that excited to meet Starlord, now that Starlord is T’Challa.

I could make it through the first episode for you my beloved readers but I just couldn’t do it this time.

I’m out.