I Don’t Speak TikTok – What Is This?

I Don’t Speak TikTok – What Is This?

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  • EXALT Reply

    “It doesn’t matter how retarded your pronouns are: they are awesome and you are awesome and I am uber-awesome and we’re all Secret Kings and Queens and I’m not crying the cishets are crying.”
    More or less.

    November 24, 2021 at 12:01 am
    • The Dark Herald Reply

      I can’t figure out if she is feigning multiple personality disorder (because that doesn’t exist). Or if she really is trying to create her own lore.

      November 24, 2021 at 12:41 am
      • Kyle Reply

        Maybe she was dropped multiple times on her head as a baby.

        November 24, 2021 at 1:13 am
  • Kyle Reply

    What is even the appeal of tik tok?

    November 24, 2021 at 4:14 am
    • Seeker Reply

      In theory it is the new version of two previous sites, Vine and Musically. Vine specialised in short videos that were typically memes or “hilarious” short videos. Musically was a site dedicated to people performing karaoke or lip syncs to music. Tik-Tok is the unholy amalgamation of those two sites. Its targeted audience are primarily Zoomers and younger viewers, who have poor attention spans and are thus attracted to the short runtime of Tik-Tok videos. Basically, you know those clip videos on youtube where each on is ten seconds or so? Imagine if those clip videos were each on a phone app that played random clips in rapid fire succession. That’s Tik-Tok.

      As for what it actually is, Tik Tok is White Monkey the platform (you can look up laowhy86’s videos on the White Monkey phenomenon for a deeper explanation). Basically, Tok Tokers are a bunch of untalented people who are paid to wage psychological warfare on the global population by the elites. The site promotes decadence and degeneracy constantly. You have rich kids constantly flashing their material possessions as though they are something to be proud of, you have materialistic girls promoting everything from prostitution to only fans to sugar daddy services by flashing their materialistic “earnings”, you have people humiliating themselves for views, you have the “hilarious” genre of Zoomers lip syncing to ebonic mumble rap (double funny points if it’s gender swapped), you have girls and xirs who are trying to out-compete one another for politically correct good girl points, and who can forget the dancing nurses (that one only prays have gotten their good girl shots). In other words, everyone is a corrupt fame whore supported by morons and funded by devils.

      November 24, 2021 at 6:02 am
      • Wazdaka Reply

        Crikey!
        Glad I just forced my daughter to remove it from her phone

        November 24, 2021 at 11:40 am
  • Wazdaka Reply

    What ever it is, we’ve all watched it

    November 24, 2021 at 4:31 am
  • douglas dean whiddon Reply

    This is what mental illness looks like.

    November 24, 2021 at 2:32 pm
    • Dave W. Reply

      Yeah, that’s a better summary than what I was about to type.

      November 24, 2021 at 4:33 pm
  • Chief_Tuscaloosa Reply

    This is why we home-school.

    November 24, 2021 at 3:05 pm
  • Bryce Reply

    Gary called it…this is some very Kirby-esque “word jazz” that’s being created.

    November 25, 2021 at 4:00 am
  • Talos Valcoran Reply

    Heresy. *readies the flamer*

    November 30, 2021 at 1:29 am

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