Once Again, Save Your Off Topic Posts for the Open Thread

Once Again, Save Your Off Topic Posts for the Open Thread

The open thread is posted every Friday night.

You can post whatever you like there provided it has something to do with pop culture and obviously isn’t spam.

BUT ALL OTHER OFF-TOPIC COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED.

THIS ISN’T ROCKET SCIENCE.

UPDATE: Apparently, this is now this week’s open thread.

Fine my Darklings. You all know the drill.

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  • Talos Valcoran Reply

    *INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR*
    **DATA LECTERN IS NOW ON FIRE**

    December 16, 2021 at 7:35 pm
  • Wazdaka Reply

    Must control desire to shitpost
    Aaargh the claw

    December 16, 2021 at 9:57 pm
  • Kyle Reply

    But are we allowed to talk about rocket science?

    December 16, 2021 at 10:12 pm
  • doug Reply

    I’ve been to the movies 3 times this year, and will probably go 3 more times before years end (spider-man, Matrix 4, MAYBE The Kings Man)

    There are still movies coming out that I want to see, but for most of them I just sail the high seas. The only reason to see a movie in theatres is to go with friends and hang out after and talk about it. My friends are all over the political spectrum but I’m the only one who hangs out here or at VoxDay, so none of them have the same view I do. I look forward to the day when pedowood and the devilmouse are finally brought down, but until then, I’ll go see the occasional movie with friends.

    December 16, 2021 at 11:32 pm
  • furor kek tonicus ( Whipper Snapping Egg Suckers is my band name ) Reply

    *spockbrow*
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    iirc, over at Vox Popoli the following topics were considered to be never Off Topic:
    Guns
    Boobs
    Football
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    obviously, the NFL has been revoked for unsportsmanlike faggotry over the last couple of years but i suppose you could ask Cataline about the other two.

    December 17, 2021 at 1:32 am
  • Explico Reply

    I will refrain from commenting how the idiots at Amazon turned Lan Mandragoran into a metrosexual and think it is somehow an improvement….

    December 17, 2021 at 4:29 am
  • Wazdaka Reply

    Just finished the “Super Crooks” anime series

    Very much enjoyed it
    Decent characters with believable story arcs
    Non pozzed

    Recommend highly

    December 17, 2021 at 6:32 am
  • EXALT Reply

    Something that recently occurred to me: when a movie franchise fails, that usually doesn’t attract much attention – after all, even before Girlbusters or Dark Fate we weren’t getting a GB or Terminator movie a year, so the change was not very noticeable.
    Disney Star Wars’ failure, on the other hand, was clearly seen: they released a movie a year from 2015 to 2019, but the TLJ/Solo combo forced them to stop; that was pretty noticeable.
    Can you imagine how the dwindling and fading of the MCU will be like? They’ve been releasing multiple movies a year for some time now, with 2021 setting a new record at four*, not to mention five Disney+ shows, and they’ve already announced something like twenty projects for the next few years: it’ll be the Hindenburg disaster of franchises’ deaths.
    *Btw, will there be a Dark Herald Recommends/Does Not Recommend for Spider-Man No Way Home? Or will you keep ignoring the MCU for now, DH?

    December 17, 2021 at 8:45 am
    • The Dark Herald Reply

      Maybe after the holidays. Honestly, I’m not looking forward to it. Yeah, it’s gonna make a shit-load of money but it’s also going to be hot garbage.
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      You can make one episode of an established TV show an alternate timeline episode. “Oh no! It’s Evil Spock!”
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      But if it’s the central premise for your movie then it’s going to be two hours of nothing but fan-service. There will be no stakes and no dramatic tension at all because if someone gets killed you can just find a replacement in the dimension next door.
      .
      It’s going to be like the Force Awakens in that respect. People are going to think it was super-great after they first see it but in six months everyone is going to change their minds and decide it was actually garbage.
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      Which is hilarious because that is about the time that Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness is coming out.

      December 17, 2021 at 4:45 pm
      • The Dark Herald Reply

        I admit, it will be more of a priorty for me if Zendaya’s Mary Jane gets killed and replaced by an actress who should actually be playing the role, but they aren’t going to do it.

        December 17, 2021 at 4:48 pm
        • Talos Valcoran Reply

          if Zendaya’s Mary Jane gets killed

          Don’t… don’t give me hope.

          December 17, 2021 at 8:09 pm
        • EXALT Reply

          I agree with everything you’ve written, and must add that even now many people are saying “the plot is weak but it’s worth it for the fanservice”.
          Nevertheless, I think you should write something about it, because the ending is… let’s say interesting. I won’t give away too much, but Holland’s Parker goes through a bigger Soft Reboot than Thor, which includes getting rid of Zendaya – although without killing her.

          December 17, 2021 at 9:38 pm
        • Skyler the Weird Reply

          They won’t kill her off but will have her dump Peter-MCU and runoff with SpiderGwen.

          December 17, 2021 at 11:31 pm
    • Skyler the Weird Reply

      Local movie critic says “No way Home’ suffers from a bad case of Marvelitis”

      December 17, 2021 at 11:28 pm
  • Robert W Reply

    My wife and I sat down earlier this month to think through “what are the good Christmas movies we want to watch with out 3 kids under 7”

    It is a precious short list, probably because the folks making entertainment have been atheist J’s since the 40s.

    Die Hard isn’t kid friendly, so it’s out.
    Muppet Christmas Carol kinda works.
    It’s a wonderful life isn’t a Christmas movie.

    Somehow we settled into VeggieTales. All six of their Christmas shows are functional on the low side and encouraging entertainment on the high side… I think DarkHerald even did a good write up on one a few years back.

    Y’all have anything beyond that for families with young ones?

    December 17, 2021 at 1:51 pm
    • Blume Reply

      The old miracle on 34th Street was always a favorite of mine as a kid. And I second Klaus.

      December 17, 2021 at 4:58 pm
    • Ashwood Reply

      Home Alone is a good Christmas movie for kids I think.

      Also, you could try reading The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe to them as a serial bedtime story, as that has the idea of it being winter but never Christmas which it seems we are getting closer to every year nowadays.

      December 18, 2021 at 9:33 pm
      • Codex Reply

        Home alone did not ae well.

        December 19, 2021 at 3:01 am
      • Robert W Reply

        Home alone is terrible.

        The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is magnificent. Just finished a chapter per week reading of it at Thanksgiving and it was a very rewarding read through. The horse and his boy starts soon. Tuesday night reading night!

        December 20, 2021 at 12:54 am
        • EXALT Reply

          Oh, so you’re a Chronological Order guy.
          Or, in other words, a filthy little heathen/s.

          December 20, 2021 at 11:36 am
    • Brick Hardslab Reply

      A Christmas Story, the real Grinch movie?

      December 18, 2021 at 10:48 pm
      • Robert W Reply

        Not enough boomers in the house for either of those 😉

        December 20, 2021 at 12:54 am
    • Codex Reply

      A Charlie Brown Christmas

      And just good movie all round: My neighbor Totoro.

      December 19, 2021 at 3:07 am
  • Robert W Reply

    Can’t believe i missed your review. I’ll go snuggle a Netflix login from the uncle’s, thank you!

    December 18, 2021 at 2:01 am
  • The Dark Herald Reply

    The current Spiderman contract between Sony and Disney expires with this movie.
    .
    All of Peter Parker’s friends and family characters had to be legally distinct for this contract. This is the “25% different” rule.
    .
    What this means is that if Sony and Disney don’t sign a new deal then Zendaya’s Mary Jane is “locked.” Neither company can use her, or for that matter the fat Asian kid. Presumably Aunt May as well.
    .
    Tom Holland is a different matter. He clearly only needs a new costume and he’s covered. You can tell this is the case because he is making all kinds of noise about how he is ready to move on and give someone else a chance. Translation: pay me big time if you want me back.

    December 18, 2021 at 2:16 am
  • Eli Reply

    Anyone hear about the rumors that Harrison Ford is going to play Han again on the new Boba Fett show? Or he is at least letting his likeness be used in some capacity.

    December 18, 2021 at 6:25 am
    • EXALT Reply

      “Anyone hear about the rumors that Harrison Ford is going to play Han again on the new Boba Fett show?”
      I seriously doubt that, especially since it would take some massive de-aging technology.
      “Or he is at least letting his likeness be used in some capacity.”
      RoboHan, on the other hand, is almost a given: it’s not like Filoni has that many clever ideas, and RoboLuke objectively worked to garner interest, so…
      Heck, we’ll probably get RoboLeia in Ahsoka.

      December 18, 2021 at 10:47 am
    • The Dark Herald Reply

      Doomcoock is the source of this rumor. So, I’d take it with a grain of salt.
      .
      Ford famously wanted Solo dead for decades which is why it’s doubtful.
      .
      On the other hand, Chapek is very data-driven and the Return of Luke was such a big deal that I can see that miser resentfully opening the purse strings to pay Harrison Ford enough money to allow his image to be used. I can also see the Return of Han being a gigantic priority for Disney execs especially after the year they’ve had.
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      Would Ford allow it? That is the big question. He hates the character. But he also hates being one-upped by Mark Hamil and the Return of Luke was a huge success for him. Harrison Ford might allow his image to be used out of pride and financial compensation.
      .
      So, maybe.

      December 18, 2021 at 1:00 pm
  • Skyler the Weird Reply

    Amazon in the latest episode of WoT decided to bring in Rey Palpatine. 110 pound Aiel-woman beats kills a dozen armored knights while pregnant and in Labor!!

    In labor and Badly wounded a surviving knight with a Heron sword helps her deliver and takes the child. At least they finally allowed a ginger character remain a redhead.

    December 18, 2021 at 1:41 pm
    • EXALT Reply

      I guess the ridicolous ass-kicking is an apology for having a female character dying in childbirth in 2021.

      December 18, 2021 at 1:58 pm
    • Skyler the Weird Reply

      And now the SJWs at Netflix have turned Dandelion Gay. Though they did try to make Triss Marigold a Ginger this season though she still looks like a Bengali with red hair now.

      December 20, 2021 at 3:25 am
  • The Dark Herald Reply

    I’m noodling an idea for a post called, The Horror of Christmas.
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    In northern and western Europe, Christmas is more closely associated with ghost stories and monsters.
    .
    I’m not sure what it says about America that we decided to push all that stuff on to Halloween.
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    There was more to The Nightmare Before Christmas than I thought.

    December 18, 2021 at 11:12 pm
  • Brick Hardslab Reply

    Encounter could have been good, just had to veer into white supremicist halfway through. Quit watching then.

    December 19, 2021 at 2:43 am
  • furor kek tonicus ( isn't quite sure what a "Dorkling" is but is damn sure he doesn't identify as one ) Reply

    first half of Cataline’s Spiderman prediction is playing out:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdRuWDWtvPA
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    Cataline
    It’s going to be like the Force Awakens in that respect. People are going to think it was super-great after they first see it but in six months everyone is going to change their minds and decide it was actually garbage.

    .
    eh, my opinion about TFA has never changed. it’s not “garbage”, but everything good in TFA was stolen from the original trilogy. remember when Stickwick was yelling at me because i was all “meh” about TFA on release? so why shouldn’t i just watch the OT (fvck you, George)?
    .
    objectively, i would still rank TFA ahead of all the prequel movies with the possible exception of RotS … but i’m never going to bother watching either TFA or RotS again so i consider the point moot.
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    i’d rather watch Ol Yeller than either of those two snoozefests.

    December 19, 2021 at 3:58 am
  • EXALT Reply

    Tell me if there may be something to this or if I’m becoming paranoid…
    Is it possible the kinda-creepy Spider-Man/Iron Man relationship in the MCU is meant to be some sort of pedophile/grooming fantasy? Admittedly, this impression might have been influenced by stuff like Tom Holland doing a music number in drag and him going out with Zen “I’m as straight as Hillary Clinton” Daya, but there it is.

    December 19, 2021 at 11:09 am
    • furor kek tonicus ( Tyrants Always Find A Way ) Reply

      James Dean was giving blow jobs in the 1950s ( and there are semi-credible stories about Cary Grant and others from even earlier ) in order to get ahead in Hollyweird and you’re actually wondering if that was “intentional”?
      .
      what, you actually need Bryan Singer to direct the movie?

      December 19, 2021 at 7:07 pm
      • EXALT Reply

        I’d prefer James Gunn.

        Oh, f**k, the Star-Lord/Yondu relationship in Guardians was another pedo fantasy, was it not? “He may have been your father, but he wasn’t your daddy”, indeed.

        December 19, 2021 at 8:21 pm

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