The Blip (Part Two)

The Blip (Part Two)

One of my commenters just made me realize that Medium Bob had nothing to worry about.

At least in the short term.

Earth wouldn’t have been anywhere near where it was when Thanos did the Snap.

Which means when the Blip happened:

Nova Corps Star Blaster Patrol near Earth space

Centurion Fayne Ko-Rei: Holy shit! Did you see that?!?

Centurion Kaseem Pio:  Four billion humanoids just zapped into exitance! 

Centurion Fayne Ko-Rei (gasping in horror): They screamed out their lungs and froze into icebergs.   I’m gonna be sick.

Centurion Kaseem Pio (shocked disbelief):  News from Xandar…

Centurion Fayne Ko-Rei (worried):  What is it?

Centurion Kaseem Pio: It’s happening everywhere Ko.  Everywhere in the entire universe.  Everyone who vanished five cycles ago just reappeared in the middle of cold, empty dead space.

On Xandar.

Adora:  So, we are agreed.

Skrull Ambassador (lips bared in anger): Without question.

Kree Ambassador (controlled fury): This race is too dangerous to be left in existence.

Skrull Ambassador: At least Thanos was merciful.  These monsters just tortured to death those we had thought safely in the Warm Lands.  My species can take hours to die in space depending on what we morph into.

Adora (rises in unswayable resolution): Genocide is authorized.  Earth is to be burned to ashes.  It’s the only way to be sure...

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  • Rob Reply

    This gave me a hearty laugh. Great picture choice.

    February 2, 2021 at 7:49 pm
  • furor kek tonicus Reply

    well, that’s the way it SHOULD have happened

    i guess we’d finally have something for the Carol Danvers Captain Marvel to do, eh?
    i still get a kick out of that interview where Cheese-for-Brains tries to tell Hemsworth that she’s the most powerful Avenger.

    February 3, 2021 at 12:42 am
  • douglas Whiddon Reply

    Since we are basically dealing with a Wish spell, phrasing would be important. And, I seem to remember Steve and Tony discussing how they would phrase it so everyone was returned safely home.

    February 3, 2021 at 3:54 am
  • Bibliotheca Servare Reply

    I laughed my ass off. No question that Tony had already figured that particular problem out ahead of time, and/or the gauntlet understands intent (which is entirely believable given the Stones included in it), but that’s funny. “Oops…”

    Wonder how long Spiderman would’ve taken to die, floating in space where he originally poofed from.

    February 4, 2021 at 11:20 pm

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