K/S To Be Made Kurtzman Trek Canon?

K/S To Be Made Kurtzman Trek Canon?

The OG of the slash fiction, Kirk/Spock gay porn, looks like it may well become a reality.

The rumor, and it looks pretty reliable to me, is that Spock is going gay in Strange New Worlds. The unrepentant Kurtzman Trek shill site; Inverse.com posted a “testing the waters” piece declaring that gay Spock is not only workable in future stories but if you really, really think about it, his secret fabulous life has always been canon. Always.

If they do that, then you know, you absolutely know, that Alex Kurtzman is going to throw Kirk and Spock in bed. There were already rumors going around that Kurtzman wanted to make Kirk bisexual. Nevermind, that Vulcans only show an interest once every seven years and there is no way in hell Kirk would wait that long. Alex Kurtzman needs this to happen.

Remember, Kurtzman has already killed the franchise. The audience at this. point consists entirely of Youtubers hate watching it and a smattering of Twitter Stan SJWs. So why care about viewers that don’t exist? Secret Hideout isn’t worried about making money because they already did that the moment Playmates signed the check to produce this season of Kurtzman Trek shows.

No, what Alex Kurtzman cares about is his reputation with The Club that runs Hollywood. He needs something to cause a stir and make the Woke Boomers who run Tinsel Town nod their heads approvingly. Gay Kirk and Spock will fit that bill perfectly.

I’m trying to work up any kind of reaction to this other than terminal ennui.

So far without result.

Okay, I’m done here.

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  • Scott Osmond Reply

    10 years back I might have cared what they did with the series. Now I’ve moved on to other and better things. Now it’s at the stage of the relationship where someone tells you what your crazy x has done and you just shrug or shake the head. This pairing of the characters doesn’t surprise me as the gays have been talking about this angle for decades and the SJW’s can’t but help themselves. Like a incontinent boomer waiting for his pillow the SJW just has to spread shit everywhere.

    September 20, 2021 at 10:04 pm
  • WOPR Reply

    Star Trek ended when “Enterprise” ended. I can’t get worked up about it any longer. They’ve killed it. It is on their heads.

    September 20, 2021 at 10:40 pm
    • Codex Reply

      Yep.

      The old series is still fun: I have a bunch of the old pro fan-fic in paperback by stars like Laurence Yep or Janet Kagen to re-read.

      But until Rod Walker pulls a John C. Wright and gives us Celestial Body Peregrination…

      I don’t care

      The news on the Hellmouth’s Star Trek-related self-immolation, however, is pyre schadenfreude.

      September 24, 2021 at 4:36 am
  • Seeker Reply

    Rich woke boomers fund the projects of nihilistic deconstructionist gen Xers, justified by the marketing research of postmodern twitter obsessed millennials, all in an attempt to pander to Zoomers who don’t care.

    September 20, 2021 at 10:57 pm
  • Bryce Reply

    I remember the KS cult from the 80s…this news is going to kill a bunch of elderly diabetics with heart disease from excitement.

    September 21, 2021 at 12:47 am
  • furor kek tonicus ( you're a sucker if you think Oprah wouldn't feed your daughter to Harvey Weinstein ) Reply

    Scott Osmond Reply
    as the gays have been talking about this angle for decades

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    as i understood it, Kirk/Spock fanfic has historically been a thing written by and for hetero women.
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    which says some really disturbing things about the inner life of many women and how that expresses itself in unbounded jealousy against men IRL.
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    Cataline
    and there is no way in hell Kirk would wait that long

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    whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?
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    what does “waiting” have to do with the homo lifestyle? IF Kirk is bi- THEN he’s going to be a regular visitor to bathhouses AND his notch count is going to go up in the dozens EVERY MONTH. Spock is just going to be another of hundreds or even thousands of dicks that Kirk is going to … whatever … in the next seven years.
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    in Shang Chi news, it appears that the internet has figured out how Simu Liu got a Hollywood career;
    he’s pro-pedo.
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    September 21, 2021 at 12:53 am
  • Moonglum Reply

    A lot of irony present in this extract from the Live TV Star Trek entry of TVTropes on ‘Why fandom can’t have nice things’:

    An older example: the above mentioned Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath, Star Trek: The Original Series fans who gained access to the actors, producers and legal department through BNF convention organizer Joan Winston. They interviewed people for books about the show, and were responsible for the first professionally published Fan Fic anthologies, The New Voyages, which were enthusiastically received by fans. According to David Gerrold, Marshak and Culbreath were also deeply into the Slash Fic premise (their own novels contain much romantic Ho Yay between Kirk and Spock, and their fanfic anthologies and nonfiction works were produced with the assistance of Carol Frisbie, the editor of Thrust, the first K/S anthology fanzine). In interviews for a book on Shatner, they tried to maneuver Gene Roddenberry into promoting slash to Ascended Fanon.note They apparently demanded that K/S should be included in Star Trek: The Motion Picture, and “managed to alienate — and offend — 3 publishers, several members of the STAR TREK cast & production crew, & Paramount Pictures legal department.” It’s theorized that these types of people are the reason why the K/S fandom has such a bad reputation in Star Trek fandom.
    Worse than that, in 2016 Gerrold revealed that, going on their belief they’d been acknowledged as “authorized experts” on Spock and Vulcans based on Gene Roddenberry’s reaction to a thesis they wrote on the subject,note Marshak and Culbreath “assumed ownership of the entire K/S phenomenon and proceeded to chase any fan holding a divergent view out of fandom.” They used discussions on fanzines by creating Sock Puppet accounts that essentially bullied other fans that dared to have another interpretation of Kirk and Spock’s relationship and what the fandom was about. To quote Gerrold, “Their behavior was simply unfannish. They were working out their own issues on the body of fandom and they hurt a lot of other fans in the process. They hurt people deliberately and that is villainy, no matter how you try to justify it.”

    September 21, 2021 at 2:15 pm
  • Chris Lopes Reply

    On the bright side, this does make it easier for even die hard old school fans to walk away. Really, this slash fiction crap has been a thorn in the side trek fandom since the memeograph fanzine days. It’s one of the things that gave early fandom the smell of weirdness. So yeah, fair well and good bye to a once cool franchise, now turned into SJW fortified gruel.

    September 21, 2021 at 7:42 pm
    • Marielle Redclaw Reply

      Slash infects all fandoms eventually.

      Example: the Sam/Dean incest stories from Supernatural fandom which, to its credit, the show calls out and ridicules at one point.

      September 25, 2021 at 3:45 pm
      • Talos Valcoran Reply

        Even Slaanesh tires of this terminal fujoshi nonsense.

        September 25, 2021 at 8:24 pm
  • Albert Reply

    Is there a reason why we should care? We aren’t Doomcock.

    September 22, 2021 at 12:45 am

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