In that time I say if I need to cut my armsin order to make that picture, I will cut my arms!I was even ready to die doing that.”– Alejandro Jodorowsky REPOST: Originally posted in December of last year. I was hoping to get my Recommends on Dune up this weekend but I have learned to live with frequent disappointments. Frank Herbert’s seminal work is everything that the Foundation Trilogy isn’t. Big, sprawling, and epic. A genuine groundbreaker. It turned writing...
Not about the trailer I still think it looks like flash and thunder that signifies Bad Robot filmmaking. These are just a few notions that didn't fit the previous article. (1) Young Batman: The silly part of this whole thing is Young Batman. Going that route isn’t a bad idea at all. You can do a lot with it. You can get rid of the cape and have Young Batman parkouring his way across the rooftops of Gotham. Alfred will...
Here it is. Look at it. LOOK AT IT!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqqft2x_Aa4 That. Was. Awful. People whose opinions I normally respect are wetting themselves over this thing. I’m clearly not seeing what they are seeing or else I’m seeing through what they’re seeing. I admit I’m a little jaundiced about this movie because I know just how sleazy the backstory of how it came into being actually is. You may remember that Ben Affleck was supposed to have a Batman project of his own, however, there was a mass execution of Warner...
If you are Dune fan this is the one you've been waiting for. It is a very grand spectacle. It's a throwback to films that are meant to be seen on a big screen. If you can see it on an IMAX screen, do so. I'll have a proper Dark Herald Recommends up soon(ish). If you have no interest in Dune, then don't crap up my comments going on and on about how you aren't going to see it. Your disinterest...
There has been a big reshuffle of release dates for Disney movies. All of them have been delayed at least a few months. Now some of this is understandable. The Covid Coof looks like it is finally going from pandemic to endemic status, so a brief delay while people get used to going back to the theaters makes sense. Also, there is the serious possibility of a strike by the production workers union. The gaffers,...
... And I've brought someone with me! I always wanted to use that line. Anyway, the other living dead in question is John Lasseter. Who in all of ten minutes absolutely and completely owns his former company. Remember when Pixar could actually make something that could touch the heart? I know, I know it's been a while but there was a time it could make you laugh and cry in the space of a few minutes. And Lasseter...
REPOST: Still sick and yearning for death. Enjoy some more Best of the Dark Herald. Or don't. I honestly couldn't care less. Cleopatra VII would make for an intriguing Nationalist heroine today. Her entire life was spent fighting for her country’s nationhood. It was a fight she lost but she gave it literally everything she had. The last native Egyptian dynasty ended when Psamtik III was defeated in the Persian invasion. He was carried off in chains and later “committed suicide.”...
On the off chance that I beat the odds and the subject comes up, my last words absolutely were NOT, "I should have taken the vaccine."
Oops. ***Spoiler Alert*** If you are curious about the Rotten Tomatoes Score it is: 83% Critic's Score (of course) 00% Audience (RT is not reporting audience scores. I wonder fucking why?) UPDATE: This wouldn't have been the disaster it's going to be if EON had made it clear in Casino Royale that James Bond is a cover identity that has been passed from agent to agent since WWII. Think about it, Ian Flemming's original Bond would have had to have been...
Well maybe. Small Screen is reporting that Disney has a Punisher series in development for Hulu. "First, it claims that Marvel Studios is aggressively negotiating with Jon Bernthal to have him reprise the role of Frank Castle. (Small Screen) claims, 'The word around the Marvel camp is that Jon Bernthal really wants to play The Punisher again but has been negotiating hard on the contract.' The scooper then notes, 'They’re developing a series for The Punisher and desperately negotiating to have Jon Bernthal...
