Teenage Mutant April O’Neil
Well, I knew it was going to be bad, and I didn't want to know how bad, but I do now.I wrote this a year ago."Continuing their rocket-powered Thelma and Louise style Evel Knievel jump off of a cliff face, Paramount has now handed another crown jewel to somebody who not only can’t be trusted with it. But it is insanely obvious to everyone and his second cousin that he can’t be trusted with it."I will grant that twenty years ago, Seth...