Monthly Archives - March 2023

09Mar

The Sons of Hercules – The Barbarian Heroes

BUMPED: I got a special Barbarian-flavored treat coming for you tomorrow night. "Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars - Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyperborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingara with its chivalry, Koth that bordered...

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09Mar

Heroes of Appendix N: Conan The Barbarian

BUMPED: I got a special Barbarian-flavored treat coming for you tomorrow night. Know, O prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars - Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyperborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingara with its chivalry, Koth that bordered...

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09Mar

Chaos at Disney World Continues

One of the first things that Bob Iger declared upon retaking the Golden Mouse Throne was that THE MESSAGE would remain in place.  Disney just needed to be more entertaining while they did it. The stupidity of restoring Bob Iger to the position of CEO of the Walt Disney Company after he created all the problems that the Disney company is suffering from will be taught in business classes for decades to come.  His removal was always tenuous at best.  Of the 12 members...

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07Mar

Teenage Mutant April O’Neil

Well, I knew it was going to be bad, and I didn't want to know how bad, but I do now. I wrote this a year ago. "Continuing their rocket-powered Thelma and Louise style Evel Knievel jump off of a cliff face,  Paramount has now handed another crown jewel to somebody who not only can’t be trusted with it.  But it is insanely obvious to everyone and his second cousin that he can’t be trusted with it." I will grant that twenty years ago, Seth...

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07Mar

This Might be Good News But Probably Isn’t

Jon Bernthal is joining the cast of Disney/Marvel's Daredevil. The reason there is the slightest hope it will be good is that Bernthal was on the record as only being willing to sign, if the character of the Punisher isn't damaged. It would have to be the same guy that was on Netflix. And he didn't sign with Disney for years. The reason it will be awful is it will be Disney/Marvel and they can't make anything good. They just can't. Look for...

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07Mar

Blogs and Ends: The Kalends of March Edition

Okay technically not the Kalends but not the Ides either.  Quit complaining, you nearly didn’t get a post tonight. FIRST Seth Rogan’s long-dreaded Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show finally dropped its first trailer. It was so close to good.   Right up until we get to see the new April O’Neil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFpl4nG3bj8 Yep, Antifa O’Neil is now race-swapped, body positive, and beautiful in a different way.  Granted I’m not a mutated amniote so maybe they do find her attractive, I hope not but it’s a Seth Rogen production so it...

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05Mar

Weekend Box Office

There's good news for Jonathon Majors and bad news for Stallone. Creed III is performing well above expectations. The third film in the Creed saga is going to close out its opening weekend well above the $100 million mark globally, making it an all-time best opening weekend for the franchise. Michael B. Jordan's third outing as Adonis Creed was only budgeted at $75 million. Considering that MGM appears to have spent very little on the marketing, it is...

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04Mar

Book Discussion: Destroyer of Worlds

The next book in this series is going to press soon so I dug this old review up. It's hard not to envy Larry Correia's career. He was one of the last self-published authors that were able to go mainstream. Monster Hunter International was rejected by everyone in the business to include Baen books. Correia, being an accountant, crunched the numbers and worked out that if he self-published MHI he would make about five to maybe ten thousand dollars, (which is...

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02Mar

Harddrive-by: Hogwarts Legacy

In fairness I need to start with this statement: I am not the target customer for this game. I never got into Harry Potter.  My interest level was at best Culturalist and that was when the first Harry Potter wave was at its height back when the last of the movies were coming out.  I wouldn’t even be a Flirt except I have children that are at Intentionalists level of interest.  I know the major characters, the setting, and the houses,...

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