Dumb-Dumb Mister
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Last night I found out about the now-required steps for properly representing a feminist heroine in movies and TV. It makes... read more
UPDATE: And Emma Watson just thanked the planet Saturn for changing her life. W-w-what do I even say to... read more
“Greek and Roman myths contained characters and fantastic creatures that were ideal for cinematic adventures. If some of the adventures... read more
I've shaken the trees and that is what has fallen out. The deadline has come and gone. There has been no... read more
The Punisher Log has now been officially declared "Transracisthomophobic." "The seditionists that invaded the Capitol today wore a Punisher logo. I... read more
The last game I paid full price for on release day was Duke Nukem Forever. I’ve been gun shy ever since. At... read more
No, I didn't misspell that. I checked three times. Apparently, he's Scottish. I guess that explains the unspellable name. I... read more
Happy Sunday, true believers! It's near-Christmas time, which means there's not a lot of crowdfunds being launched. There's still a... read more
I’m smelling Tulips. As of this writing, GameStop stock is trading at $320. This is actually crazier than Disney’s drastically inflated stock... read more
Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee was first and foremost a gentleman. If not necessarily a gentle man. His father was a Colonel in the... read more