Ezra Miller is S-S-O-R-R-R-R-Y
If he gets really desperate he’ll “find Jesus.”
For all that it matters here is Miller’s statement:
“Having recently gone through a time of intense crisis, I now understand that I am suffering complex mental health issues and have begun ongoing treatment,” Miller says. “I want to apologize to everyone that I have alarmed and upset with my past behavior. I am committed to doing the necessary work to get back to a healthy, safe and productive stage in my life.”
The Dark Herald will break this statement down for you.
(One) “Having recently gone through a time of intense crisis, I now understand that I am suffering complex mental health issues and have begun ongoing treatment.”
I committed a Class A felony and I’m going to be nailed for it. I can’t get out of this one. My mother, my lawyer, my managers, and my agents have finally gotten through to me enough that I more or less understand I’m going to jail. And I need to start the apology tour now if I can get any kind of lenient treatment from the judicial system. For all that it matters, Warner Brothers people are making promises to me about future projects I’ll be involved with if I play along that even I don’t believe no matter what drugs I’m on.
(Two) “I want to apologize to everyone that I have alarmed and upset with my past behavior.”
I’m not sorry for anything but everyone keeps telling me, I have to say I am. Thanks to the contract Walter Hamada should never have signed, (HEH) they can’t reshoot my scenes and they have too much money stupidly sunk into this movie. They have to release it and pray it gets close to breaking even. It won’t. They would have been better off going with Batgirl (HEH).
(Three) I am committed to doing the necessary work to get back to a healthy, safe and productive stage in my life.”
My career is over… For now. But I am absolutely on the left side of the aisle, so Hollywood will eventually sweep this all under the table. Hell, they are STILL using my retarded plural pronouns even though “we” clearly haven’t used them in this message. So I’ll spend some time in minimum security summer camp and after that vacation, I’ll get the Robert Downey comeback.
That last is wishful thinking on his part. Downey was an out-of-control drug-addled basket case, sure. But he never cost a studio hundreds of millions in lost revenue. And he had genuine talent and charisma. Miller only thinks he’s in that league because he was treated that way by the studios during the Trump administration. This thing is going to do about as well as any of the Phase IV Marvel films. There is no hoard of DC film fans clamoring for the next one. Nobody is there to “get excited for next product.” At least not so far as DC movies are concerned.
After Miller gets done with his slap on the wrist sentence. It’s back to the indy world for him. Plus, whatever D-list straight-to-Tubi movie that could only get its minimal financing because his name is attached as the headliner.
This apology is basically an acknowledgment that it is over.
Okay, I’m done here.
