A Trailer and Non-Trailer

A Trailer and Non-Trailer

Roland Emmerich is going back to what he knows best. Being the master of disaster. Forget meteors. Emmerich is throwing the freaking moon at us!

At least the heroes won’t be using Nukes to blow up the Moon. Unless of course, they are some kind of super-Nuke. One that will blow all the debris away but not destroy the Earth either. However, the one scene with Captain Halle Berry and company walking down that white corridor indicates an alien construct of some kind.

The next one is not a trailer but I did break something laughing at it.

It’s obviously been making the rounds for years, I don’t know how I missed it until now.

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  • EXALT Reply

    Eh. I have a soft spot for Independence Day – maybe because Will Smith was at the peak of his coolness, maybe because everybody plays this utterly ridicolous script completely straight and you can’t help loving them for it, maybe because WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! – but Emmerich’s other movies don’t do much for me; this one could be the exception, depending on how they play it, but that trailer has everything in it except people acting, so I don’t know.
    BTW, a rapid check on Wikipedia reveals that this guy, whose hobby is “finding new ways to kill humanity”, is “openly gay and an LGBT activist”. Such a surprise…

    September 5, 2021 at 10:11 pm
  • Dave W. Reply

    That reporter video never gets old. One of the funniest things on the Internet.

    I can’t begin to describe my disgust for Emmerich. That pompous German leftist prick can go straight to Hell.

    September 5, 2021 at 10:12 pm
  • furor kek tonicus Reply

    i would say that the tendrils of debris acting like something from an octopus would indicate something alien.
    and you can take the bike thief out of the hood, but you’ll never get the ghetto out of him.

    September 5, 2021 at 10:22 pm
  • Star Tripper Reply

    Moonfall looks like Armageddon without Bruce Willis. Nah, I still remember too much from my physics classes to enjoy that.

    September 6, 2021 at 4:05 am
  • Ivan Poland Reply

    There was some sort of CGI alien tenticle punching through a space helmet. Maybe Ming the Merciless is attacking Earth again and Ms. Tina “Flash” Gordon is gonna save us all. Cue the Queen soundtrack.

    September 6, 2021 at 4:17 am
    • Star Tripper Reply

      Likely though Ming is too Chinese. Hans the Space Nazi.

      September 6, 2021 at 10:18 pm
  • jorgen b Reply

    Predictive programming for when the crazy nuts who run this stupid planet blow up the moon in 2025. To strengthen this spolier alert, observe also that in Cowboy Bebop the moon gets blowed up in half and makes the earth nearly uninhatibable as moon rocks keep falling on it and changing the terrain. That might explain why Netflix wants to remake Cowboy Bebop. The powers that suck want to operation warp speed their plans to blow up the moon so have to put out more predictive programming of the moon being blowed up.

    September 6, 2021 at 4:39 am
    • furor kek tonicus ( Whipper Snapping Egg Suckers is my band name ) Reply

      you can’t “blow up” the moon without making the earth uninhapitable.
      then you’ve got the whole problem that we don’t have any way of generating or controlling the energies necessary to blow up the moon.
      then you’ve got the question:
      IF you had the power and control necessary to “blow up” the moon
      THEN why would you waste it blowing up the moon?

      September 6, 2021 at 7:14 am
      • Bies Podkrakowski Reply

        Why blow up the Moon?
        Because its there.
        And it already was budgeted and and you simply cannot allow that money to be lost and planning hours to be wasted. Think about what people in other departments would say!

        September 6, 2021 at 7:44 am
        • Eric Brown Reply

          Why nuke the Moon? Because any country crazy enough to nuke the Moon is crazy enough to do anything. Which means, of course, that you should leave them alone.

          September 6, 2021 at 8:39 pm
        • Furor kek tonicus Reply

          These are relevant points.

          September 6, 2021 at 10:15 pm
      • jorgen b Reply

        “blowing up the moon will teach those antivaxxers”

        what more reason do they need?

        “blowing up the moon will teach those Christians who think God created it”

        now they have two reasons.

        September 7, 2021 at 4:31 pm

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