Gina Carano Has Been Politically Rehabilitated

Gina Carano Has Been Politically Rehabilitated

Or at least I assume she has been.

The former Star Wars actress and political exile appears to have been restored to favor by Dear Leader Mickey.

Her episode of Running Wild with Bear Grylls has been fished out of the Memory Hole and will soon be streaming on Disney Plus.

Perhaps more significantly, Cara Dune action figures are for sale at Walmart again.

Disney is making no official announcements because they are in no position to do so.

All of the speculation surrounding this, sort of feels like the kind of analysis that used to go into observing the order of appearance of the Politburo members during old Soviet Union May Day Parades. After the Cold War we found out, the Russians found the microscopic study rather amusing and that the order they appeared in had a lot more to do with who wasn’t feeling well that day and would need to clear bee-line to the toilet.

In the meantime watch Gina shoot stuff.


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  • furor kek tonicus Reply

    i doubt a “political rehabilitation”. once a racist, always a racist, after all.
    this does lend weight to the “Kathy done fvcked up one too many times” hypothesis, though. and while it’s highly probable that Kathleen has dirt on Lucas and Speilberg and other Hollywood pedophiles, she’s probably pissed them off enough that they told that Epstein isn’t the only one who isn’t going to commit suicide.

    April 26, 2021 at 11:41 pm
  • Dane Reply

    I think she had something on one of the higher-ups and her lawyer presented it to them after they realized how utterly soulless the Devil mouse is. Her statement, “Don´t try to destroy me with lies, when I can destroy you with the truth” suggest that to me.

    April 27, 2021 at 4:22 pm
  • Eli Reply

    It’s actually a clever move by Disney to “rehabilitate” her in this fashion. They will get a percentage of her toy sales from her fan base, and I’m also suspecting her episode of Running Wild will be highly watched. Disney is just looking at the numbers. I don’t think this means she is keeping her The Mandalorian job though. I don’t think they’ll go that far. I am up to being surprised though.

    April 27, 2021 at 6:04 pm

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