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I told you not to do that.
It’s no secret that Netflix marketing plan is throw some shit at the wall and see what sticks.
They are actually worse than Amazon in that way.
For every Dark Crystal reboot, they have about five of these things but I will grant this year’s crop from the big red N is unusually bad.
A furry dating show, not kidding, wish I was.
The absurd part is the pretense that these couples aren’t attractive under the makeup. You only have to look at the body types and you know they take too good care of themselves not to be decent looking.
A gay superhero team
Don’t click on this if you have not stomach for butthole jokes. It does have the least self aware tagline I’ve ever seen.
The comments from gays about this trailer are comedy gold. YouTube appears to be deleting them, my favorite is already gone. “I’m not Straight but I can learn.”
Final trailer is Cuphead Show.
For those not in the know, Cuphead is an indie game from MDHR studio. It’s a 2nd person side scroller, where you are up against a series of continuous boss-fights. The artwork is 1930s style noodle-arm animation. I didn’t find it that hard of a game but really it’s for animation fans more than hardcore gamers. Wayne Brady is an excellent choice for King Dice, the devil’s number 2 henchman.
Okay I’m done here.