Yeah, It’s Gonna Suck – The Eternals

Yeah, It’s Gonna Suck – The Eternals

It’s finally here!

The trailer for the long hidden, soon to be Marvel’s first (but hardly last) bomb; The Eternals

Here it is.

Look at it.

LOOK AT IT!!!!

That.

Was.

Awful.

It leaves the audience lost and confused. Plus, there’s a Bollywood dance number!

So has Disney given up on China and now it’s going to snobbishly condescend to India?

Not sure they are going to do that with this History Channel movie. But at least we will finally learn the Hindustani word for Baizou!

Yeah, it’s gonna suck.

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