Brie Larson Cast as Mara Jade?

Brie Larson Cast as Mara Jade?

I’m calling this rumor, (which is absolutely rampant at moment) as bullshit.

It’s from We Got This Covered and they have a terrible track record for rumors that pan out.

They are big fangirls of Both Brie and Mara Jade. I got duped by them once when they reported that Karen Gillan was in talks to play Mara Jade a few months back. But as far as I can tell they have no inside track at Lucasfilm. This looks like fan fiction disguised as “rumors.”

Clownfish and The Quartering are leading with this and I expect Doomcock to be bellowing about it by close of business tonight.

I know someone is going to leave this in the comments before long, so I’m heading it off at the pass now.

Brie Larson is NOT going to be Mara Jade.

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Comments (12)

  • bryce Reply

    its worth it for the laughs. As seen in the youtube comments…”if this is true, it answers the question of why Luke is bitter and living alone on a island.”

    May 18, 2021 at 10:25 pm
  • SirFalterBrawley Reply

    The problem with casting anyone as Mara Jade is that she doesn’t fit in the Disney Wars lore. Luke Skywalker was a sad loveless hermit, according to Jar Jar and Roundhead. Mara Jade can’t be Luke Skywalker’s future wife. She also can’t be the former Dark Apprentice of Emperor Palpatine, because that would mean she- a woman- was once bad. Every bit of her backstory was wiped from existence when the Force transitioned into a woman. Any “Mara Jade” they put on screen won’t (can’t) be Mara Jade.

    May 18, 2021 at 10:39 pm
    • furor kek tonicus Reply

      no, she doesn’t fit it with Jar Jar Abrams / Roundhead / K-k-k-k-k-krazy Kathy lore.
      she fits in just fine with all of the *actual* Star Wars lore. which until, you know, Luke found out Leia was his sister, he was actually kind of in the running against Han fricking Solo.
      yes, yes, i know, Leia was just shit testing Han. but Luke was going for it.

      May 18, 2021 at 10:56 pm
  • furor kek tonicus Reply

    i’m so confused.
    would Brie be the bestest Jedi ever? or would Daisy Ridley?
    i mean, i can’t imagine the mostest powerfullest ofest allest timest Avenger not also claiming to be more powerful than the Palpatine who identifies as a Skywalker.

    May 18, 2021 at 11:00 pm
  • joe90 Reply

    What exactly is her talent? Apart from looking like a less deformed version of Greta Thunberg. I saw some pics of her as Miss Marvell and the projected attitude was so off putting i didn`t even bother to youtube it.

    May 19, 2021 at 11:17 am
    • Sanders Reply

      >> What exactly is her talent?

      Rumor is Feige is friends with benefits.

      May 19, 2021 at 4:42 pm
      • Azathoth Reply

        Both of them need a better class of friends.

        May 19, 2021 at 5:23 pm
        • furor kek tonicus Reply

          Feige needs a girlfriend with an ass.

          May 20, 2021 at 12:59 am
    • EXALT Reply

      “Apart from looking like a less deformed version of Greta Thunberg.”
      F**k, now I can’t unsee it.
      Anyway, she was hired to play a Karen, and she’s unquestionably good at it: that’s her talent. And yes, cheap sex, probably.

      May 19, 2021 at 6:09 pm
  • Ivan Poland Reply

    I nominate Karen Gillan for Ms Jade. Plus, she already works for Devil Mouse.

    May 19, 2021 at 6:47 pm
    • joe90 Reply

      Karen Gillan as Amy Pond was one of the best casting decisions in UK TV history and her entry in the police girl uniform carried her for 2.5 seasons.

      May 19, 2021 at 11:39 pm
  • Xavier Basora Reply

    I simply don’t care. Star wars is dead. There are other stories far better.
    So couldn’t care less if Brie or whoever else is fingered for the role.


    May 19, 2021 at 7:10 pm

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