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Release the JJ Cut

I vote no.  Also, don't do it. Please! There is enough chatter on the web about this subject at the moment that I thought I needed to address it. The shill media is pretending that this Astroturf campaign by Bad Reboot is an actual thing.  As far as I can tell it started with a lengthy Reddit post. And it came from the offices of Bad Reboot. J.J. Abrams is first and foremost a politician. That is his primary talent set. His secondary talent is...

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Disney’s Jungle Cruise Power of Woke (Part Two)

Ah, the Jungle.  Greenery so dense you can’t see a foot beyond your eyes. The air is thick, hot, redolent, and sultry, it reeks of wet mold and rotted vegetation.  Anything that brushes up against your leg sends a spidery tingle of alarm over your entire body.  You don’t need to see the eyes to know that you are being watched, you can feel them all over you.  The sounds are…well believe or not they, are exactly what you heard in the old jungle...

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English Patient Zero: The Death of the Oscars

A few years ago, I actively participated in the destruction of a major award. Okay, that isn’t exactly accurate. The Hugos were never a major award, and my activity was limited to buying a WorldCon membership and voting the Rabid Puppies ballot.  But nonetheless, I made my voice heard.   The Hugos had always claimed that they represented the very best in science fiction and fantasy and at one time this was pretty much true.  Science fiction novels from the fifties and sixties that won the...

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The LucasFilm Civil War is Over

And Star Wars lost. The abrupt and extremely petulant firing of Gina Carano from LucasFilm has made abundantly clear that the Return of Luke meant absolutely nothing.   Any good warm fuzzies that came from that were strictly the result of fan projection.  There undoubtedly are people at LucasFilm that aren’t happy to see their life’s work thrown into a raging dumpster fire.  But they are not going to be able to do anything about it.  These people are the holdovers from George Lucas’ day and...

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The Gamma Boss: Joss Whedon

Apparently, the Non-Disparagement Agreement clauses on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s contracts expired this week, because everyone is talking all at once about how toxic Joss Whedon was to work for. You only have to look at the chubby little goblin and you see Gamma face.  Puffy and pinched with sunken piggy eyes.  The Germans have a word, Backpfeifengesicht, a face in need of a fist. Just looking at a picture of Whedon and any normal man feels his fingers instinctively start to...

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The Dark Herald Does Not Recommend Wonder Woman 1984

It’s finally here!   All the suckage you were expecting from the first Wonder Woman movie has finally arrived! This was a very difficult film for me to review.  Because I kept falling asleep. I can give it this much.  It wasn’t as bad as I was expecting.  I thought it was going to be a Woke fest of ungodly proportions and while the mental illness is present, it isn’t all-consuming.  What this movie also isn’t, is entertaining. I do understand that when it comes to film production, past...

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Why Do We Care About Luke So Much?

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men” - John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton  “Wrong” – The Dark Herald Power doesn’t tend to corrupt.  Power tends to reveal. When you get power, you do the kind of things you always wanted to.  You become the kind of man you always wanted to be. The last ten minutes of the Mandalorian’s utterly mundane and completely mediocre second season was so electrifying it had grown-ups both sobbing and screaming...

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Cuckservative

Fifty years ago, America was lied to and betrayed by its leaders. With virtually no debate, Congress passed the most radical change to immigration law in American history. Since 1965, America has endured the biggest mass migration of people in human history, twice the size of the great wave of immigration into the USA between 1870 and 1930. As a result, Americans are being displaced in their own land by an ongoing invasion that dwarfs Operation Barbarossa, is two orders...

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