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22FebFebruary 22, 2021

Blizzcon 2021 Sucked!

The absolute state of BlizzardWhy did they even have a Blizzcon event? They could have gotten away with pulling the plug completely this year. All of the virtual conventions have been busts. Sure, it was their thirtieth anniversary but frankly, that’s not an important number. Twenty and Twenty-five, sure those are milestones. Thirty years is just something that happens along the way to your fiftieth anniversary.Also, Blizzard doesn’t have a hope in hell of making it to their fiftieth anniversary. The company strongly appears to have...

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22FebFebruary 22, 2021

Impressions: The Gina Carano Interview

First Impression: Oh my crap, Ben Shapiro has an annoying voice! High, reedy, plus nasally to boot. It’s a fingernails-on-a-blackboard, punch-a-nerd-voice. No wonder he hated Trump so much. Shapiro is everything masculine isn’t.Second Impression: Gina is tired. Really tired. She has been under a lot of stress for a long time. This was not an angry person’s interview. This is someone who has been dragged across asphalt for months. She had been living the life of a condemned prisoner who knew that one day she would...

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20FebFebruary 20, 2021

That Was Your Big Reveal?!?!?

You know how there was supposed to be this huge reveal on this week's WandaVision? That it was going to be up there with the Return of Luke?Was it going to be Magneto? Maybe there would be a walk-on by Chris Evans or RDJ? Could it be the first manifestation of Galactus?Yeah, not so much. Since episode freaking one, ALL of the long-time Marvel Comics fans instantly identified the character of Agnes as the witch Agatha...

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19FebFebruary 19, 2021

Anime is Great – It’s the Fans That Suck! (Part 1 of 2)

I could tell that Anime had gone mainstream when it arrived in the PX. There is a belief among civilians that stuff is cheaper in the PX. This is only marginally true, It really isn’t what it used to be. Back before I came in, everyone in the Exchange system was in uniform, (from the truck driver who picked up the merch at the warehouse to the guy who ran the cash register). Everything thing got sold to GIs at wholesale. However, by...

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19FebFebruary 19, 2021

And Then They Came For Supergirl…

To be fair, they've been trying to woke-ize supergirl for the last several years, both on the TV show where they turned Lois Lane's sister into a lesbian in season 2, after making a family-friendly season 1 for a nice bait and switch indoctrination of children for grooming the lifestyle, and they also have been pushing craziness in the comics with Supergirl's "non-binary friend."So it was only a matter of time before they replaced blonde Kara Zor El:I can see...

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18FebFebruary 18, 2021

The LucasFilm Civil War is Over

And Star Wars lost.The abrupt and extremely petulant firing of Gina Carano from LucasFilm has made abundantly clear that the Return of Luke meant absolutely nothing. Any good warm fuzzies that came from that were strictly the result of fan projection. There undoubtedly are people at LucasFilm that aren’t happy to see their life’s work thrown into a raging dumpster fire. But they are not going to be able to do anything about it. These people are the holdovers from George Lucas’ day and...

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18FebFebruary 18, 2021

The New Aquaman Cartoon Promo Reveals Another CalArts Dumpster Fire

A picture is worth a thousand words, they say. These people destroy everything they touch. It looks like they're not merely content destroying DC Comics publishing.

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17FebFebruary 17, 2021

Top 5 DC Characters For Arkhaven To License!

If DC does shut its doors and start licensing out characters, Arkhaven has a real opportunity as one of the only major competitors out there to potentially license some of these classic characters. There’s a lot of great ones to choose from, but I’ll give a top 5 and try my hardest not just to list characters created by Steve Ditko, as tempting as it would be to do a Watchmen with Charlton heroes only not a cynical parody, actually...

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16FebFebruary 16, 2021

Ma Bell is Pulling the Trigger on DC

Where there is smoke there is not necessarily fire but that said, there is a LOT of smoke here.However, be advised we are entering the rumor zone. I do not have direct contact with any of the players. But these rumors do make sense, the sources have been reliable in past and the word is that……Diamond Distributers is buying DC Comics. Beloved Reader: What is Diamond Distributors? You ask and the Dark Herald answers:When I was a kid there was no such thing as...

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14FebFebruary 14, 2021

Originality Is Not Quality Storytelling

Tropes work for a reason. Story structures that are tried and true also work for a reason.It comes down to heroism and what makes a compelling character. All too many comic books in the last thirty years have tried to peddle nonsense like "evil is not truly evil, it's misunderstood!" and "there's no such thing as a true hero, everyone is flawed!" The problem with these storytelling structures is it objectively rings false. I hate giving Star Wars as examples,...

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