05Jan
New Character Coming to Lord of the Rings
Next season the Rings of Power will introduce… Drum roll, please… Tom Bombadil.We all know that Rangz will screw him up, but the fascinating question is how?
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05Jan
Elizabeth Banks’ Last Chance
Elizabeth Banks' has been on the fail train since she directed Charlie's Angels.Bank's started as an actress in the 00s, and she didn't do badly. She got a lot of film work and if she wasn't quite the lead, she was a name that was recognized by average moviegoers. Or at least the name was familiar. She was clearly "The blonde from that thing. You know who I mean..." She was that kind of famous. Bank's certainly...
04Jan
And Now Joker is Pregnant
Well that happened.What do I even say to this?Yes, the Joker is pregnangt. He gives birth to a mud monster.Is Joker Clayface's bottom now?The absolute state of DC ComicsAs stupid as the subject matter is, the artwork is so much worse.Arkhaven isn't even competing with the "Big Two" anymore. We are leaving them so far in the dust, the dust has settled, been plowed, planted and will be harvested shortly. Plans to scrap DC Comics entirely and farm...
04Jan
2022 A Year In Entertainment Fail
Do you know there was a time there were no franchises? It's true.Certainly not like we have today. Oh there were properties that people liked and they would go in and out of production like Charlie Chan and Tarzan. But these intellectual properties weren't viewed the same way that a "franchise" in the 21st century is viewed. These kind of properties were reliable but never exceptional money makers. The truth was they were viewed as...
03Jan
Witcher Reboot
The final scene in Blood Origin had some dude from the series transporting forward in time 1,500 years. And the first thing he sees is Ciri playing dice with the street urchins. Then she looks up when she feels someone’s gaze upon her.Quick reminder this was the first time we ever saw Ciri. In the seventh episode of season 1 we found out it was because Geralt was looking for her.But now it’s some retard from Blood Origin.This strongly indicates they...