26Mar
The Food Pod
The Dark Bro: What do you want to eat?
The Dark Herald: Not sure.
The Dark Bro: Not helpful. You’ve been doing this since we were kids asshole.
The Dark Herald: Back then we would go to a mall food court and pick whatever we felt like at the moment.
The Dark Bro: That’s it! We’ll go to the food pod!
The Dark Herald: No we won’t. Not until you tell me what the fuck a food pod is.
The Dark Bro: It’s great! It’s this enclosed space where all the food trucks park and you sit at actual tables and eat with a roof over your head and everything.
The Dark Herald:…
The Dark Bro: Okay, what?
The Dark Herald: That’s a restaurant.
The Dark Bro:…
The Dark Herald: Problems?
The Dark Bro: I hate you.
The Dark Herald: I know.
