Thirsty?

Never use a written language you don’t read.

Truth be told, I’ve seen the shoe on the other foot plenty of times.

Guys who got Kanji tattoos because they thought it looked cool asked the Okinawan tattoo artist to write something that sounded “badass.”

Then later found out the symbols meant “rotting fart,” which when you think about it does qualify as “badass.”

Although the most popular was “illiterate Gaijin.”