Another Win for Warner Brothers

Another Win for Warner Brothers

I’m still boggling over this one.

The marketing geniuses at Warner Brothers social media came up with a real winner.

I mean this was genius.

No, this is for real.

This is a thing they did.

You knew what was going to happen.

I knew what was going to happen.

How did any marketing department in 2022 not know what was going to happen?


Speaking of Twitter The Golden Globes were streamed live last night. The reason it was streamed was that no network or cable broadcaster would touch it.

And again, it was streamed on Twitter.

It’s okay to laugh out loud at that part because you, my Darklings, are smarter than people who run Hollywood award shows. And yes it went where you knew it would.

“Over two hours on Sunday night, the official Globes Twitter account inanely tweeted the winners of its various categories, buffering them with odd non-sequiturs. The tweets, which read like a 65-year-old social media manager’s idea of conversational tweeting, largely forgot to name the actual projects being awarded, and tended to instead go something like this: “They may be in movies made for the small screen, but these leading ladies are big stars. Congratulations to Kate Winslet for your #GoldenGlobe.”

There were archaic emojis, bizarre proclamations (“It takes 43 muscles to smile – thanks for the work out Andrew Garfield”), and tweets hastily deleted after inspiring confusion (“If laughter is the best medicine, West Side Story is the cure for what ails you” ??). It was unintentionally funny – the Globes are being routinely roasted across Twitter this morning – but also embarrassing, a slow death spiral that you couldn’t look away from.”

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  • EXALT Reply

    #ArbitratorOfPeace what’s your opinion on the sexual proclivities of James Gunn?
    But seriously, Peacemaker begins tomorrow? There’s even less buzz for it than for Boba Fett! I think it will be the official beginning of “oh yeah James Gunn, he’s yesterday’s news, we don’t like James Gunn anymore, we’re grown-ups now”.

    January 12, 2022 at 1:21 pm
  • Brick Hardslab Reply

    Gunn is a vile slimy monster. Good riddance.

    January 12, 2022 at 3:41 pm
  • Chief_Tuscaloosa Reply

    #ArbitratorOfPeace me and my friends are debating whether there’s a cabal of Satan-worshipping pedophiles in charge of world governments, the intelligence community, the FBI, Hollywood and the fake news media. Follow-up: if there is one, how do we destroy it by outing the surveillance network in each neighborhood that Anonymous Conservative talks about?

    January 12, 2022 at 4:14 pm
  • Shimshon Reply

    Is his superpower writing gamma-style epic walls of text?

    His kryptonite must conversely be potent rhetoric with a juicy kernel of dialectical truth. The shorter the better.

    January 12, 2022 at 4:24 pm
    • Wazdaka Reply

      #ArbitratorOfPeace my dad says lock downs are only in place to flatten the curve, but I believe it is a ploy by a Satanist cabal to bring the world under one government ruled by the God of this world, who is right?

      January 12, 2022 at 6:31 pm
  • furor kek tonicus ( Joe Biden identified WITH evil, stupid pedophiles because Joe Biden identifies AS an evil, stupid pedophile ) Reply

    Me and my friends are debating how many Han micro peen you have to suck in order to make peace with China? #ArbitratorOfPeace can you help us settle this

    January 13, 2022 at 2:20 am
  • WiseSol Reply

    “If laughter is the best medicine, West Side Story is the cure for what ails you.”
    Credit where it’s due, I laughed.

    January 14, 2022 at 2:48 am

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