Involuntary Exile

Paramount has been on a major spending spree lately and for the life of me, I couldn't figure where... read more

There wasn't a single Generation X boy who didn't at least once (when no one was looking) wheez mechanically in... read more

So yeah, there was a porn star in Disney's The Little Mermaid. Dante Ferrari has an apparently extensive catalog in the... read more

Buffy is, but not Boba. Buffy is probably getting by on Halloween inertia but the Book of Boba Fett's... read more

***SPOILER ALERT*** Lots of spoilers below.  You’ve been warned. Mandalorian Season 1 was generally speaking; “okay, I guess.”   It was certainly better than the... read more

There is a great little horror film from a few years ago called The Witch.  It’s about a puritan family in... read more

It will be decades before we discover how The Rings of Power was really made.  Success has many fathers, but... read more

Remember, the firemen are rarely necessary. The public itself stopped reading of its own accord. - Fahrenheit 451 Arkhaven has moved from simply a successful business... read more

Welcome to the Arktoons Spotlight, a regular feature at the Arkhaven Blog. The Spotlight is where I take a look... read more

So much wasted franchise in one picture Antman and the Wasp Quantomania is officially a disaster. Its third-weekend box office take is... read more