Involuntary Exile

"I am the Elder King: Melkor, first and mightiest of the Valar, who was before the world, and made it.... read more

I was expecting Black Friday to come after Thanksgiving.   The only show that I wanted to see last weekend was Ghostbusters... read more

No, I couldn’t keep a straight face when I wrote that. They could play numbers games with the other Marvel movies.... read more

What is it with the new generation of military analyst weirdos and anime girls?STOP SEXUALLY FETISHIZING WEAPONS PLATFORMS!!!It's unhealthy and... read more

Appalling news for you One Piece fans out there.There is going to be a live-action version of One Piece.On Netflix.How... read more

In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayedIn the maritime sailors' cathedralThe church bell chimed 'til it rang twenty-nine... read more

This is it. This is all you are getting from me today.This is a South Carolina stylesauce and goes... read more

This is utterly ludicrous.Volvo just launched this four minute commercial on YouTube and it is everything that the Jaguar commercial... read more

Wow, this is bad. This article from Deadline is pretending that Guardians of the Galaxy was an amazing stellar... read more

Arizona native and pulp fiction addict Razorfist new comic just had its trailer drop. I'll be reviewing it as soon as... read more