Just How Bad Nickelodeon Was

UPDATE: And Emma Watson just thanked the planet Saturn for changing her life. W-w-what do I even say to... read more

... Some things need to hurt. I am NOT about to cry.  I am far too old to cry for a kid’s movie.  It’s... read more

The trade press is going on at great length over how mega-super-great Thor: Love and Thunder is doing at the... read more

For no reason whatsoever… …I have decided, completely out of the blue, to do an Asteroid movie listicle.   Planet Impact films are a... read more

The Unknown is at the heart of what makes the Alien frightening. Perhaps the motives can be guessed at from... read more

I have never had this much trouble reviewing anything.   This show has proven to be a unique struggle for me.... read more

Meet Rachel Zegler, the new Snow White, in Disney's live action Snow White. Don't pretend you are surprised. Upside, she at least... read more

You would have to be Glob’s perfect retard to not recognize that this is easily the greatest Star Wars movie... read more

I vote no.  Also, don't do it. Please! There is enough chatter on the web about this subject at the moment that... read more

Normally, I have to wait for a new Arktoon to find its footing before I can do a spotlight on... read more