How Did LucasFilm Make Something This Stupid

How Did LucasFilm Make Something This Stupid

Just as a reminder, here is Leia’s message to Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Does this look like someone with an established relationship?

“General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the… Oh, forget all that crap! Ben, it’s me. Remember all the times you saved my ass nine years ago? We-l-l-l…”

Is Leia going to get a memory wipe at the end of this? Okay, that does mean this entire show was a waste of time (which it is) but that still leaves the problem of Darth Vader.

“I’ve been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the Master. Oh wait, there was that other time nine years ago when I beat the unholy shit out of you. And then you ran like a little bitch. Remember that Obi-Wan?”

This is Star Wars canon being fired out of a canon. Just sell it, Disney. You are never going to see your money back otherwise.

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