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BUMPED 3/02/24. I'll be posting my review of Dune II on Monday, so I decided to bump this review of Villeneuve's... read more
MODOK, is one of Marvel’s better supervillains. Generally speaking, a comic book supervillain falls into one of two archetypes. The Brawn. This... read more
I don't know why yet. First two, off the top of my head guesses are: DisCon didn't (or more... read more
Welcome to the Arktoons Spotlight, a regular feature at the Arkhaven Blog. The Spotlight is where I take a look... read more
I have rarely seen a genre movie so dripping with contempt for its core audience. Nineteen eighties Mexican sword and sandals... read more
At least not by 1970s TV standards.Here is the first appearance of the Justice League on TV. It was... read more
B-O-O-O-R-R-R-E-D!!!That’s my first impression in a nutshell. It’s incredibly boring.The Nevers is a new show on HBOmax that premiered this weekend. And... read more
It was fun while it lasted.Helldivers II was the great white hope of the gaming world. AAA games are trash now... read more
I think it’s safe to say that The Star Wars Holiday Special is in no way the worst show in... read more
Even the most glorious reign must end someday.Batwoman has finally and at last been shit-canned. So has Legends of... read more