REPOST: May 18, 2023.FLASH! The Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser is now officially the most expensive failure in the history of Disney Parks. The last voyage of the bad ship Halcyon will be on Feb 28, of 2024. THEY ARE SHUTTING IT DOWN. Defying my prediction that they would try retheming it for the more popular Mandalorian before "temporarily closing it for renovations," and then quietly tearing it down a few years later. However, given Mando's...
The Twitter Stans are freaking out over the death of Kamala Khan.Because Twitter Stans are retards. There is simply no way in Hell that current year Ms. Marvel would be allowed to die and stay dead. She has repeatedly been given new comics and they are always canceled. She doesn't even have her own title at the moment but she is still be used all the time. You know damn good and well that a strong Muslim girl...
Babylon 5 is getting a reboot.GET BACK IN HERE!!!Look I understand, that was my reaction too but this time it appears to be greenlit.Arktoons creator Jon Del Arroz covers this one. https://youtu.be/WBOXeOHR_f0 It isn't hard to make a case for Babylon 5 being the most influential science fiction show of the 1990s.Babylon 5 was something unique. It was clearly a product of what had come before it, Star Trek and Star Wars as well as 1980s geekdom in general. The science wasn’t rock hard...
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume III has bucked the trend of every Marvel film since Avengers Endgame and had a respectable second weekend. It was only down 50% from its first weekend as opposed to the more standard 65% of the rest of the MCUs films. Antman 3 did much worse than that, but it was the worst Marvel film of all time.This isn’t a huge surprise despite how many people seemed shocked by this turn of events. While I wasn’t big on...
We come to bury Disney+ not to praise it, which you all knew was never going to happen anyway. Bob Iger has decided to face reality in the most face-saving way possible. By rolling Disney+ into Hulu.Okay, here’s some quick background. A few years ago, a DVD-by-mail service called Netflix decided to start streaming content. This infuriated the studios because the DVD Bubble economy finally popped at about the same time. They equated one as being the cause of the other and it really wasn’t. The...
In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayedIn the maritime sailors' cathedralThe church bell chimed 'til it rang twenty-nine timesFor each man on the Edmund FitzgeraldYesterday the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral's church bell rang out thirty times. One more for Gordon Lightfoot1938-2023
It's really kind of pathetic, the sorts of arguments you get from the gun control crowd. It's not just that they're fundamentally brainless, it's that they have never once changed.I've been running into the same arguments since I was in college in the 1980s. It's a little hard to pick one of their arguments and say that's the dumbest one but for (dear lord) better than thirty years the most reliably dim is declaring that gun control will...
The funniest part was watching him try to drink it without barfingThe answer is simple enough, there is money in it for them. But how they get that money is more complicated, and so is the reason they need it.Let’s say you are the CEO of HugeCo Consolidated, a Fortune 500 company. HugeCo is worth $5 billion. Which might seem like a lot of money but that is only because it is. But here’s the thing, that number is kind of made up bullshit. HugeCo...
Iger poured more gas on the fire at the Earnings Call yesterday. He again, strongly indicated that Disney and Reedy Creek were the same entity.He then said, "does Florida want Disney's tax money or not?"Bitch, please!The retard media maybe stupid enough to believe you can just packup Disney World and move it but no one else is that dumb.It would take you decades to rebuild, using billions you can't afford to spend.You can't sell the property you have now except...
The Central Florida Tourism Oversight District (formerly Reedy Creek) has filed its own suit against the Walt Disney Company and it has done so in a Florida district court.Disney’s lawsuit “against Ron DeSantis” is a clown show for media retards. There is a very real chance it will get thrown out, the judge will have to be batting heavily for Disney in order for it to get off the ground. Keep in mind, I’m not dismissing this possibility, you only have...
