January 2024 - Page 2 of 3

18JanJanuary 18, 2024

Mando and Cub Update

The leaks are finally sprinkling out of LucasFilm with regards to Jon Favreau’s “new” project and how it came about.It started with the unwanted Rey movie. The rumor is that it started with Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy. Shooting was scheduled to begin in April this year and everybody who doesn’t work at Disney was left blinking in shock when they heard that one. LucasFilm is far too dysfunctional and boned up eighty ways from sunrise to meet that deadline. There was simply no...

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17JanJanuary 17, 2024

I Sometimes Miss Japan

The above is an Ad for Anya's Peanutbutter Royale Burger from Burger King Berlint.Last year Burger King transformed their high-profile Shibuya restaurant into Berlint. Which sounds incredibly adorable to me.You'd be greeted at the door by Anya.Then take your seat at a stunningly Japanese Burger King made to look like the Forger's lovely home.Of course, I would have eaten the peanut butter Royale. That's easy braggin rights. Anyone can have a Royale with Cheese.Discuss on Social Galactc

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16JanJanuary 16, 2024

Book Discussion: The Tower of Silence

*** SPOILERS LIE WITHIN ***The Saga of the Forgotten Warrior series is Larry Corriea’s most mature work as an author. I’m not saying it’s as good as the Lord of the Rings but it is lightyears better than George R.R. Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire. I honestly feel that this series will still be read long after his Monster Hunter International books start gathering dust in public libraries.FIGHT ME!!!If you are not familiar with the series, it’s primarily the...

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15JanJanuary 15, 2024

Disney Deathwatch: The Sportsball Edition

Michael Eisner’s most long-lasting impact on Disney was not his editions to parks nor his revival of Disney animation. Rides wear out and Disney appears to be institutionally incapable of making anything approaching the kind of animated masterpieces they used to. No, Eisner’s biggest long-term impact was the acquisition of ABC. That came with a major asset and a major liability disguised as an asset. Namely ESPN and Bob Iger.Indeed and truly if it wasn’t for ESPN, Disney would be trading...

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12JanJanuary 12, 2024

The Dark Herald Does Not Recommend Echo

Well, I’ve seen worse things from Marvel I have to give it that. Disney knew they had a bomb on their hands with this one. They tried to find a way to take the tax write-down and just make it vanish. Sadly, for Marvel pre-sales had been made and they couldn’t get out of it. Consequently, they dumped it on Disney+ all at once rather than draw it out week after week.Imagine my horror going into this thing. It’s so bad...

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10JanJanuary 10, 2024

First Impressions: The Mandalorian and Grogu

Mando and Cub exploding out of the wreckage of the Halcyon seems unusually on the nose for Disney. I am positive this movie didn’t exist last week. As far as I can tell the “artwork” was an AI image slapped together by an intern and crammed into the announcement on the official Star Wars website.Normally, this big of a movie would have the groundwork carefully laid. There would be leaks to reliable shills about this new project. Then it would be...

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09JanJanuary 9, 2024

Am I Supposed to Be Excited About This?

John Favreau woke up this morning certain he'd made a disastrous decision. His mouth felt like dried and tanned leather His own pulse, a staccato of agony every time his heart beat. When he opened his eyes it felt like someone had stabbed through the socket with icicles that through to the back of his skull. None of that bothered him really. He'd had hangovers before.What scared him to the core of being was that he felt a heavy weight resting on his arm."Oh no,...

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08JanJanuary 8, 2024

Disney to Buy Cocomelon?

I'd put the odds of that happening this year at eight to five. Candle Media is run by two executives who were at one time or another odds-on favorites to succeed Iger on the Golden Mouse Throne. Tom Staggs and Kevin Meyer were both strong candidates to become CEO at Disney before Iger stacked the BOD and quietly made it known this was a "from my cold dead hands" kind of thing.Candle Media was founded by these two Disney ex-executives and...

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06JanJanuary 6, 2024

We Have A Contender for Worst Fight Scene of the Year

Marvel knows they've got a bomb in the making with this one. According to sources I trust, Marvel tried to cancel Echo but due to international contract commitments they couldn't.Consequently, they went with the stand Hollywood practice of dumping a failed project that they have to show in the month of January. Normally this is a rather sound approach, although if they'd launched it all at once at the end of December Aquaman 2 and Rebel Moon would have completely buried it. I...

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04JanJanuary 4, 2024

Nelson Peltz Blocked from the Disney Board?

Bad news my Darklings. Iger has probably blocked Nelson Peltz and James Rasulu from getting on the Disney Board of Directors, at least for this year.When ValueAct threw its hat in the ring, I had said at the time that Mason Morfit was going to be backing Bob Iger’s play. I was right.Iger has also recruited Blackwells Captial’s CIO Jason Aintabi into his camp. Take note: This is not Black Rock or Black Stone, this is yet another finance...

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