I Have the Plague

On the off chance that I beat the odds and the subject comes up, my last words absolutely were NOT, “I should have taken the vaccine.”
On the off chance that I beat the odds and the subject comes up, my last words absolutely were NOT, “I should have taken the vaccine.”
UPDATED (12/7/23): Just skip to the bottom if you've read this one before.Welcome to the start of my new... read more
#TheDarkHeraldWasRightEarlier today I stated that the third season would be the last one for Henry Cavill on the Witcher.Cavill’s Highlander... read more
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This is kind of an unusual year, I’m actually finding it difficult to coble this list together. I have never... read more