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K-Pop Horror Story

K-Pop's treatment of their "Idols" is actually worse than the American music industry provided you didn't run into someone like Puff Diddler (I don't know how low the odds of that are).KG Crown (real name Kiera Grace Mudder) is a young pop performer who entered a survival show run by JY Park Entertainment called A2K. Basically a cattle call for American girls who love K-Pop and want to become Idols. All of them are minors, KG herself was...

The Final Solution to the Drow Problem

Screen Rant is declaring that WOTC "Must Deal with its Drow PROBLEM" before they can make a Drizzt movie.The problem is leftie brain-washing versus the foundations of storytelling.The dumb is just exhausting.In a nutshell, they're demanding the Drow be de-evil-ized because their brainwashing demands it. The fundamental problem is if you do that you completely ruin the character of Drizzt Do'urden. Look I'm not a member of the Church of Drizzt, but I was there when he was first...

Snow White’s Trailer: A Horror Story

Or at least I assume that's what it's going to be. It certainly looks like one. There is precedence for it. They weren't called Grimm fairy tales for nothing. In an early version of the story, the queen is actually Snow White's mother and loves her daughter deeply but then she is turned against her own child by the demonic power of a magic mirror that always tells the truth. The Charmed Prince executes her by making...

First Impressions: DC’s Creature Commandos

The star is always front and centerThis is the first of James Gunn’s new DC Universe shows.  Unless you count his James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad or James Gunn’s Peacemaker, regardless, this is the first project of his where he holds the keys to the kingdom.The truth be said, Gunn usually does better with a co-writer suppressing his worst instincts.  He doesn’t have one with Creature Commandoes.Let’s get at it.The logo is a rather promising start. It shows the OG...

James Potter Was Racist

Meet the guy who is in talks with HBO to play Snape.From the Hollywood Reporter:HBO is circling British actor Paapa Essiedu to play one of the hottest TV roles being cast this year.The I May Destroy You actor is up for the role of Professor Severus Snape in HBO’s Harry Potter TV series, multiple sources tell The Hollywood Reporter. Sources say the actor has been offered the part although it is not clear if negotiations have begun in earnest.The weasel wording indicates that...

Is Daily Wire Collapsing? Is Brett Cooper Being Fired?

Those are good clickbait questions. But I am starting to wonder.Brett Cooper the star of Daily Wire's Comments Section with Brett Cooper as well as Daily Wire's upcoming Pendragon Cycle and Snow White is rumored to have landed in hot water with her boss Jeremy Boering and will not have her contract renewed.Yesterday I picked up on this one over on X.com. And I immediately dismissed it. Especially after Nick Fuentes claimed she was being fired for...

RE:View Forbidden Planet

UPDATE: 12/4/24 Earl Holliman, long standing Hollywood character actor and last remaining star of the 1956 sci-fi classic has passed away. In Cookie's honor I have bumped up this post.Forbidden Planet is arguably the most influential space opera of the 20th century. Yes, I’m including 2001, Star Wars, and Alien in that statement.  The reason is simple it was genesis. There were elements of all three of those films in Forbidden Planet. Sure, there were space opera movies before Forbidden Planet.   But most...

Hiding the Car the Was Understandable

Jag-you-are's newest concept model has been leaked.No wonder they didn't show it on their commercial.This is the final result of a company that has gone into the DEI deep end. This is as creative as Jaguar can get."Copy nothing". Wasn't that what was on their horrifying commercial? This thing is nothing but copies and they are bad copies.The front end they copied from Rolls Royce. The front quarter they copied from Lexus. The rear quarter they copied from...

The Dark Herald Recommends Moana 2

Moana 2, AKA Viana, 2 AKA Oceana 2 (depending on the market) was a crash project born from the ashes of last year’s disastrous animated film, Wish.  That movie was the end product of Bob Iger’s disastrous DEI initiatives. Wish was to be the Walt Disney Company’s 100th Anniversary film and it seemed to show just how far the company had fallen in a century.  This was Jennifer Lee’s big project.  Here’s a quick refresher about her.It was about...