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20JunJune 20, 2024

The O’Keefe Disney Bombs (Chapter One)

How does O’Keefe do it? Well, actually that’s pretty easy. First, you study the senior executives and try to determine who is the most vulnerable to what bait, and likely why they might be loose-tongued.A white male executive at Disney who appears to be overdue for promotion and is single, works nicely. By now someone at Disney has told him, “Look, my dude, it’s not happening. Taniqua is getting that job instead of you. Don’t make me say why, because...

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19JunJune 19, 2024

Why I Hate the Killing Joke by The Legend Chuck Dixon

“The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own. I don’t think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them; and if they are to live at all, they have to live like other living creatures.”That pretty much describes most of the career of Alan Moore. V-For Vendetta appears to be an original work, so was the Ballad of Halo Jones (I think). Aside...

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17JunJune 17, 2024

Andrew Stanton Returning to Pixar

Even the most glorious reign must end one day. Disney’s legendary eighteen month long bombing run finally came to an end with Inside Out 2. After a five year drought and in a year with almost no releases; a low risk sequel to a successful kids movie that Bob Chapek greenlit, has pulled in $295 million in its opening weekend.Inspired by his predecessor’s success, Bob Iger has announced that Andrew Stanton will be directing Toy Story 5 for 2026. Barely. ...

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15JunJune 15, 2024

Book Discussion: The Last Closet by Moira Greyland

Carnage Again I sing my cheerful songWhat can I control todayI’ll sort the books, I’ll file the filesPretend that nothing’s wrong But then my bubble burstsMy illusion of contented control disappearsAnd I dissolve in tearsConfusion and helpless rage But still I sort, still I fileCheeks wet and makeup streamingMy friends wondering why I act so oddlyStrangely knowing better than I do that it’s time for me to restOnce in awhile I do I tell myself “it’s done, I’m better, I won’t...

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14JunJune 14, 2024

Disney+ Is Now in Sixth Place

https://twitter.com/anjsud/status/1801339642312081663 Bob Iger's obsessions have destroyed The Walt Disney Company. When he worked for Roone Arledge at ABC sports, he gained a workman like knowledge of story telling. He learned the basics of story structure and drama. I can't deny he had his successes. During the 1988 Winter Olympics, he saved the network's bacon when an unexpected thaw cancelled a huge number of big events. He was able to find all kinds of dramatic stories among the...

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13JunJune 13, 2024

Star Wars Has Its Timeless Child

Who works for the LucasFilm Story Group*If you want a worrying laugh, dig up “Internal Family Systems.” It’s new psychiatric therapy method where the shrink tries to get the patient to “Talk to their inner voices.” The brain docs became quietly concerned when they started passing their notes to each other and discovered that quite of few of their patients said that their inner voices were demons. And they didn’t want to leave.I bring this up because it seems that...

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12JunJune 12, 2024

Is Star Citizen a Scam?

Star Citizen has crossed the $700 million mark in crowdfunding. After better than a decade and people are still giving this project money. In fact it has ardent fans who climb up into your underwear and beat you about the head shoulders with a baseball bat for daring to question whether this will ever be finished. This is absolutely astonishing to me. The game first started life in 2009. Think about that for a second. When this game started...

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10JunJune 10, 2024

Disney Deathcart Roundup

FIRSTDisney has declared with totally conviction that the Acolyte is the biggest launch of 2024 on Disney +, bringing home an awesome and amazing overnight score of 4.8 million views.That’s incredibly sad. When any studio makes these best launch ever claims, (but with one or two qualifiers) you know they are unhappy with the performance and need to cover it up somehow. Star Wars Ashoka had first week score of 14 million viewers in its first week. This is clearly expected...

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07JunJune 7, 2024

Appendix N Heroes: Fafhrd and Gray Mouser

Each discerned something inexplicably familiar in the other. Fafhrd said, “Our motives for being here seem to be identical.” “Seem? Surely must be!” the Mouser answered curtly, fiercely eyeing this potential new foe, who was taller by a head than the tall thief. “You said?” “I said, ‘Seem? Surely must be!’” “How civilized of you!” Fafhrd commented in pleased tones. “Civilized?” the Mouser demanded suspiciously, gripping his dirk tighter. “To care, in the eye of action, exactly what’s said,” Fafrd explained. Without letting the Mouser out...

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07JunJune 7, 2024

Harddrive-by: Mullet Bear God

Sorry I couldn't come up with a better title. I tried. You are getting a triple header tonight because none of these games provided me with enough material for a single post on their own. FIRSTMullet Mad Jack. I'LL SAVE YOU PRISS!!!Mullet Mad Jack is a single-player rogue-like FPS. It is also a glorious love letter to 1990s Anime OAVs. The colors, the huge red car, the green-haired anime girl with a sweater that leaves her shoulders exposed. It’s all...

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