Monthly Archives - April 2024

Helldivers II Tips

It's Friday night, the day is almost gone and I'm only now just getting a chance to write a post. This is going to be a fast one. I. If you need to take dive hit yourself with a stim first. It takes a few seconds to complete its cycle and that will usually negate fall damage. II. Some planets have those Pod Things That Go Boom. They will, depending on circumstances the loyal Sons of Super Earth are familiar with by now,...

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Skydance is Likely to Buy Paramount

I was too steamed over yesterday's news to notice that #TheDarkHeraldWasRight again. As I had guessed, Shari Redstone was just using David Zaslav to get David Ellison to see things her way. Skydance has entered into exclusive talks with Paramount with a view towards a merger. This is by no means a guarantee but Redstone is hot to sell and Skydance is hot to buy, so this is now just negotiating. Warner Brothers was never a serious contender, even though Zaslav is...

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Clown World Keeps Hold of Disney

At about 9:00 AM Eastern someone at Disney broke the law. A leak from a source that was clearly viewed as reliable by the business press, claimed that Disney had enough votes to hold off giving Nelson Peltz a seat on the Walt Disney Company board of directors. The only reason to do this was to support the Iger slate. This is a felony offense. The SEC has always come down very hard on leaks like this in the past but I...

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The Dark Herald Recommends – Godzilla X Kong: New Empire

I’ll begin with the obvious, this film is no Godzilla Minus One.  It’s not even close to that good but you knew that just looking at the trailers.  However, this is a completely different kind of movie that’s meant for a different audience.  If you watched Porky’s and were expecting Saving Private Ryan, that screw-up is all on you. Same thing applies here.  If you went to an American Godzilla movie and expected something from Toho, you should have managed...

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RE:View – The Last Jedi

You would have to be Glob’s perfect retard to not recognize that this is easily the greatest Star Wars movie of all time.  There is literally nothing that this film got wrong. I am left near to weeping just thinking about the perfection that is Ryan Johnson’s magnum opus.  The closest thing to a problem is the opening score.  John Williams's bombastic and overbearing Star Wars Main Title.  This ridiculously overblown tone poem of a score has been assaulting the ears...

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