Forgotten Cable of the Nineties – Urban Fantasy

Forgotten Cable of the Nineties – Urban Fantasy

When I was a little kid Looney Tunes weren’t even all that old-fashioned, they were just a little behind the power curve.  

Well, maybe some of the really early ones were starting to look out of date.  I remember asking my Mom if anvils had been all over the place when she was a kid? She didn’t like the question for reasons I didn’t understand then but certainly do now.  But she answered it honestly, “not really, most blacksmiths had already gotten out the business when I was your age, and most of the anvils got sucked up by scrap metal drives during the War. That’s progress.”

I nodded in first grader sagacity and moved on with my day having already lost interest in my own question.  I didn’t know what the relationship between blacksmiths and anvils was.  So far as I was concerned an anvil’s only purpose was to hit Wile E. Coyote in the head.  Never mind that just a couple of decades before Looney Tunes were made anvils were completely ubiquitous because everyone needed a blacksmith.

When you look at Looney Tunes today, they don’t seem slightly antiquated, they look like the product of an alien world. One with only the most tenuous of connections to ours.  

The Old Man’s War seems to be a reliable border between the present world and the uncanny foreign one of the lost worlds of the past.  That border has shifted repeatedly during my life.  In the Seventies, WWI vets were still around so that was the Old Man’s War. Then it became WWII, then Korea.  Now Vietnam holds that mantle.

It has finally sunk in on me that the Gulf War, my war, is the next Old Man’s War.

How close is 1990 to becoming an alien world I wonder?

It doesn’t seem all that far away to me.  The Nineties don’t seem all that old-fashioned either, just behind the power curve.  We had computers and you could play games on them, they have pictures now.  They were godawful expensive and were obsolete every 18 months but we had computers.  We also had the internet but back then stupid people couldn’t figure out how to get on it which made it a nicer place than what we have now. And you weren’t going to be watching porn on it unless you had a l-o-t of time on your hands.

We had human interaction which is a concept Zoomers seem to find worrying.

However, our primary means of entertainment was still TV.

Cable TV had indeed and truly become ubiquitous in the 1990s. What we think of as ‘cable’ came into being during the Eighties.* As a cultural force, it had its genesis then. Everybody switched from having only three network channels, (plus PBS and a couple of UHF stations) to having twenty-five channels, (plus HBO). 

However, Eighties cable TV was mostly an improved conduit for reruns of shows that had already been in syndication for years. Now you can watch The Beverly Hillbillies four times a day! And honestly, you could get by without it if you were busy enough. The real reason you subscribed was picture quality, ‘no interference’ was the big selling point.

When the Nineties arrived the cable TV rules changed. There were now sixty channels, and they were hungry for new content.

The baseline rule for these new shows was that they had to be as cheap as hell. Now today, there are plenty of cheap shows that come and go constantly, and you might not hear about one until it had been out of production for years. That wasn’t the case in the Nineties. Sixty channels were few enough to make it difficult to avoid at least skimming across something new and different when you were channel surfing. 

Nineties shows were indeed cheap which meant they had to be shot anywhere but Los Angeles. The benefit of that was that different locations brought some fresh perspectives. They were clearly different from anything coming out of Hollywood.  Admittedly, they weren’t very good by modern standards but there was a sort of charm to them. And when all is said and done, they were trying their best.

My requirement for this list is that the show had to be more or less forgotten, and it had to be urban fantasy. So, none of the Star Trek series qualify nor does Babylon 5. Buffy is disqualified because while it is urban fantasy it was on a broadcast network, and it is in no way forgotten. 

There may be others that are so forgotten, I forgot about them completely. If you have a favorite, leave it in the comments below.

Let us begin.

1. She-Wolf of London:

She-Wolf of London used a title from a classic horror movie and repurposed it. The intent was to remind you of An American Werewolf in London but instead of the Doctor Pepper Guy, it starred a woman. 

Randi Wallace began as an American grad student studying in London. She was mousy and theoretically unattractive. Which is to say she wore glasses and had neatly mussed hair. After she gets nipped by a werewolf she became super hot because she lost the glasses and started wearing heavy Eighties style makeup, (the show was shot in 1990, so Eighties fashions weren’t dead yet).

She-Wolf and Professor-Boyfriend would investigate supernatural occurrences each week.  It was a rom-com and it worked well enough as that.

The show was funded by Universal as part of its Hollywood Premiere Network, which was one of the me-too shake&bake networks like PTEN that cropped up after it was clear that FOX was not a failure.

She-Wolf of London actually managed to get a second season but tragically, the series was relocated to Los Angeles, and that just ruined it.

2. Forever Knight:

Before there was Netflix and chill, there was Forever Knight.  The chicks absolutely loved this one. It was incredibly emo in every way available to it. And it was the very first of the sad vampire shows. 

Nick Knight was a detective in the Toronto police force. He worked the graveyard shift because of a rare skin disorder which made him react badly to sunlight. In reality, he was an 800-year-old vampire who was very remorseful over the whole centuries of slaughter and blood-slurping thing. He is trying to find a way out of being a vamp and back into the light. His maker LaCroix thinks the whole project is ridiculous but after 800 years he’s attached to Nick.

A typical episode would have Nick work a case, then he would be reminded of something that happened centuries ago and the B story would take place in the flashbacks (put a pin in that one, we are circling back to it).  

This series almost didn’t qualify because it was originally a network show, it was on CBS for all of one year.  Then it got canceled and picked up by USA network.

Forever Knight did well enough that it was worth a few tie-in books and if you dig deeply enough into the $1 long boxes you might find an issue or two of its comic book run. The show lasted for a grand total of three seasons, which was pretty good for a nineties urban fantasy show.

It ended when Nick finally gave up the struggle and handed LaCroix a wooden stake. You were supposed to fill in the blanks with your imagination.

3. Friday the 13th, the Series:

So, you would get a big dose of Jason once a week? A loyal Darkling asks, Cool! 

Ha! Ha! Ha! The Dark Herald answers.  Not even a little bit.

The resemblance to the Friday the 13th movies began and ended with the title. No Jasons in this one. Originally the show was titled The 13th Hour but the producer changed it because Friday the 13th can’t be legally trademarked, and it might chump a few fans of Jason into giving it a look.

I know I did.

And yes, I admit it, this show is pretty much a Nineties show in name only.  It started in 1987 and ran until 1990.  However, it was always playing in the Nineties.

The premise, however, was good enough. Louis Vendredi (yes, that is indeed “Friday” in French) made a deal with the devil for the usual Faustian goodies of wealth, magic, and immortality.  In exchange, he would sell cursed antiques out of his shop.  But then Louis broke the pact and the devil collected his due.

Louis’ niece and nephew inherited the shop and since neither wanted to get into the antique business they started selling the stock at fire-sale prices.  Then Louis’ mortal opponent Jack Marshak shows up and tells them that they have been selling cursed goods and they have to get them back.  Being good Gen-Xers they don’t sob, “I don’t wanna!!! What about m-e-e-e?!?!” They just roll up their sleeves and get to work cleaning up the mess left by an irresponsible previous generation.

The accursed antiques in question are indestructible, so the only way to neutralize them is to lock them up in a magic vault beneath Louis’ shop; Curious Goods.  Also, the objects can only be activated by murdering someone. Although, the antique would usually contrive to give its would-be victim an accidental freebie, “Oh no! My nurse just accidentally impaled herself on that glowing black obelisk I got from the antique shop. Now, I’m suddenly ten years younger and can walk again. Hmm.”  So often as not, the Gen-X Scooby Gang would be up against someone who knew perfectly well the item was cursed and was willing to kill to keep it.

Occasionally, Louis would try to escape from Hell and get back to the mortal world. Those were usually decent episodes.

The star of the show was a girl who was only credited as Robey.  The single name thing really didn’t work for her. After the show was axed, she did one Shannon Tweed type straight to video softcore role, then she suddenly remembered her first name was Louise and married an Earl.  Good for you Robey!

It wasn’t a bad little horror show by the standards of its day. I wouldn’t say it’s still worth a watch because none of these shows are. But it was usually playing in the old Monster Chiller Horror Theater timeslot of 10:30 on a Saturday night and if there wasn’t a party to go to that night it killed the time. Usually, it was followed by War of the Worlds but that’s a different listicle.

4. Highlander the Series:

Okay, forget what I just said about these shows not being worth watching anymore.

And I know I said. ‘forgotten series,’ but this one is kind-a, sort-a forgotten in that nobody likes to think about it. 

The reason for that is that it massively overstayed its welcome. 

However, when the show was new, there were a few years when the sound of Freddie Mercury singing out, “Here we are! Born to be kings! We’re the princes of the uni-vers-se!” Was enough to get me to drop whatever I was doing, and glue myself to the lobotomy box without fail.

The original Highlander was a decent enough Eighties urban fantasy film. However, it left absolutely no room for a sequel. Connor Macleod was the last Immortal at the end of the movie. Then came Highlander II which was The Last Jedi of the Highlander franchise. But it did seem to work as a functional reset because everybody was so determined to forget everything about that movie, that we also sort of forgot that there shouldn’t be any more Highlander films.

Through some kind of bizarre Hollywood alchemy, Highlander was pitched as a TV series and greenlit in 1992. Christopher Lambert was too big of a star (at that time) to be in a cheap cable TV show, so the producers hired Adrian Paul. Now Paul could actually do a Scottish accent, and astonishingly, he was a fairly decent swordsman, martial artist. Most shocking of all could also act. On top of all that he looked like he fell off the cover of a bodice-ripping, romance novel. 

And no, he didn’t model for this. All romance novel men looked like him in the mid-90s

Honestly, Paul should have been a much bigger star than he ever became.

The first season was truly excellent. It was everything the films could have been and just weren’t. The pain of a man who couldn’t die but everyone he loved would, was evident in everything they did. His biggest problem, of course, was that the only people he knew that wouldn’t die either were sooner or later going to come for his head. 

Like the film, this series followed the formula of a contemporary (A) story, with a concurrently running (B) story that was told in flashback. In the first season, they didn’t bother with a duel every week. The stories just didn’t need it. It got by just fine with contemporary drama intercut with a period piece drama.  That meant that when he had to draw the katana it was special.  Part of the funding came from a French film company, so half any season was always spent in France.  

Sadly, in the following seasons, the formula did indeed turn into a duel of the week. The writing was still good enough but there were clouds on the horizon. Eventually, the French dropped out which seemed to significantly lower the show’s standards for some reason.  Most of these urban fantasy shows took their final bow before you could get tired of them. Not so, with Highlander the series. It went on for a hell of a lot longer than it should have. The scripts became extremely formulaic and repetitive. When they tried to up their game, it made things so much worse (The Four Horsemen comes irresistibly to mind). There was an attempt to spin off the series with Highlander the Raven, which starred a girl Immortal.  Guess what didn’t sell with an audience that licked their lips whenever the tall guy with black hair took his shirt off?

Finally, the series was ended when the franchise’s movie producers decided that Adrian Paul should take over for Christopher Lambert, (who was aging pretty badly for an Immortal), in the films. 

Highlander: Endgame, was just that. It killed the franchise. The script was even weaker than the TV shows and they were pretty damn weak by then anyway. Worse still, the villain was just corny beyond belief.

Seven years later there was a made for Sci Fi Channel movie, Highlander: the Source, that was supposed to reboot the series. It went nowhere. 

Immortal, the Highlander wasn’t. 

Let’s hope Henry Cavil can make the next reboot work.

5. The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne:

Steampunk is urban fantasy’s special needs, little brother. And so, rounding out the end of this list is the only example of steampunk from the Nineties that I can think of. 

The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne looked promising at first. The premise looked fun. Jules Verne’s writings were based on actual adventures he’d had as a young man.Phileas Fogg and Passepartout were both real people.   Their enemy was a terrorist organization called the League of Darkness that was using steampunk tech to try and take over the world. Verne and company flew into battle against them in the luxury airship, Aurora.

The acting was good, the performers were bringing the goods.  While Jules Verne was the title character, Phileas Fogg was the actual lead. He was played by Micheal Praed. If you remember him at all, it is more likely as Robin Hood in the 1980s TV version. He was somebody else who should have had a better career, but he made couple of bad calls when he was first making waves as Robin Hood.

However, the appearance of the show was a little odd.  It was one of the very first shows to be shot exclusively in HDTV and the technology was still in diapers.  The props were cheap, and the primitive HDTV required very cramped sets. The end result gave the appearance of something you would see in a theatrical play.

I’m afraid the plots weren’t all that better than The Wild Wild West. Although at 22 episodes in its first and only season it has almost as many shows as Jodie Whitaker’s entire run as Doctor Who.  And frankly, any show on this list is more entertaining than that.

Jules Verne’s ultimate problem was that it was clearly treading a path that was a little too well-trodden by 2000. 

All good things must come to an end. And for that matter so must all indifferent things. Nineties urban fantasy cable TV ended not with a bang but a whimper. 

The decade was coming to an end and the cable TV selection of channels was drastically expanding. The Science Fiction channel had morphed into the Sci-Fi channel and cable TV was starting to produce original content that actually had a budget.

After 9-11 there wasn’t much of a need for fake monsters anymore. So, a genre faded from our screens and then from our minds with the passing of years. But now and then when cruising around YouTube, I’ll find something from simpler age that puts a smile on my cranky old face.

Okay, I’m done here.

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  • CAG Reply

    Would FreakyLinks belong on this list? How about Strange Luck?

    December 17, 2021 at 5:28 pm
    • CAG Reply

      Eh, Freakylinks aired from 2000-2001, so that takes it off the list by default…

      December 17, 2021 at 5:37 pm
    • Codex Reply

      I want to add Middle man to this list because it is so 90s TV and everything “forgotten spec fic”, made on a crazy cheap budget. But it came out in 2008, and being quintessential GenX, it died the death immediately.
      It was even on a stupid spin off cable channel*
      Unfortunately, probably at the behest of the pervs running the station, the heroine starts the first episode swearing like a programmer. The hero even asks, ” Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? ”
      Unlike every other show with a foul-mouthed heroine (albeit only ep. 1) in the season finale, she says: “Huh. I guess profanity really DOES weaken the mind & cheapen the soul.
      *ABC Family “A different kind of family” by which they meant Depraved & Dishonest**
      **Also a 5th gen RPG

      December 19, 2021 at 2:27 am
  • CAG Reply

    Also Kindred: The Embraced. And I vaguely recall some show about a detective(?) who could see and interact with ghosts. Thought it was from the 90’s but might be misremembering.

    December 17, 2021 at 5:36 pm
  • Chris Lopes Reply

    Highlander definitely over stayed its welcome. For my wife, it was the killing of Tessa that did it. For me, it was the whole Duncan turns evil for a while thing. The movies with Duncan (particularly The Source) are pure shit. And yeah, Adrian Paul deserved a better career than that.

    December 17, 2021 at 5:54 pm
  • Moonglum Reply

    Alongside Friday the 13th and Forever Knight I’d place the later nineties’ show Poltergeist: the Legacy which was probably trying to get some of The X-Files action – it had a team of psychic/paranormal investigators looking into various weird happenings loosely tied to the Poltergeist movie of 1982 and its sequels. Zelda ‘Tangina’ Rubinstein turned up in it though under a different character name. It even had Smoking Man William B. Davis show up in a story. He got around – he also appeared in the alien body-snatcher series First Wave which could easily go on this list. I never saw She-wolf of London – I wondered about location shooting on a cheap show and looking at IMDB discovered that they made it to England but filmed in Bath and Bristol – both quite far from and not much like London!

    December 17, 2021 at 7:16 pm
  • Talos Valcoran Reply

    Would “Beauty and the Beast” count or is that too well-remembered?

    December 17, 2021 at 8:28 pm
  • doug Reply

    I have fond memories of most of these shows, except for She-wolf of London which I never saw, and Friday the 13th, which I just never liked. But I have especially fond memories of Forever Knight. FK actually started earlier as CBS movie of the week in ’89 just called “Nick Knight” (“a different kind of Batman” was the tagline) The movie had a different cast of course, including Rick Springfield as Nick. Only John Kapelos is in both the series and movie. Funny thing, there was almost a season 4+. Sony owned the show and decided to cancel it. But, they offered it up for sale and got offers, but then Sony jacked up the price to a ridiculous degree. No idea what the deal was,

    December 17, 2021 at 10:16 pm
  • Skyler the Weird Reply

    I was thinking The Adventures of Briscoe County Jr. with Bruce Campbell and Space:Above and Beyond. Those were on Fox. Not sure they count.

    December 17, 2021 at 11:18 pm
  • Scott A.H. Ruggels Reply

    I remember another werewolf show, with “The Rifleman”’as the Big Bad. I think there were two seasons. It came on after ST:TNG on UHF before the shake up. There was also no horror anthology on the same network. Giant CG spiders is all Incannremeber of it and me being an arachnophobia , turned that off quick.

    December 18, 2021 at 1:19 am
    • Leatherwing Reply

      You’re remembering Werewolf. It was one of the first of Fox network’s original shows. And I too thought it was a 90’s show, but it actually ran for 2 seasons from 87-88. Chuck Connors played the antagonist, the original werewolf that had turned the show’s star.

      December 20, 2021 at 3:35 pm
  • furor kek tonicus Reply

    “There was an attempt to spin off the series with Highlander the Raven.”
    ewwwwww. she had sex with Bill Clinton.

    December 18, 2021 at 1:48 am
    • Chris Lopes Reply

      According to her, not entirely willingly.

      December 18, 2021 at 3:18 am
  • Linguavert Reply

    I love this post and will be hunting some of these down!
    I myself was so young in the 90s that my own urban fantasy favorite of the time was Dracula: The Series. I couldn’t say if it would stand up to another viewing, through my adult eyes, but it was fun enough to keep my young self coming back every week.

    December 18, 2021 at 11:43 am
    • doug Reply

      I remember that one. I’d like to see it again.

      December 18, 2021 at 3:19 pm
  • Dave W. Reply

    I loved most of these shows back in the day, both in spite of (and sometimes because of) their cheese factor. Schanke from Forever Knight is one of my all-time favorite support characters on TV to this day.

    December 19, 2021 at 1:09 pm
  • Tlotsi Reply

    What, no mention of Charmed?

    December 19, 2021 at 5:15 pm
    • EXALT Reply

      As far as I know, the Dark Herald doesn’t have a vagina, so it’s a safe bet he never watched it.

      December 19, 2021 at 5:59 pm
      • Talos Valcoran Reply

        I bark-laughed at this one.XD

        December 19, 2021 at 8:46 pm
  • Tlotsi Reply

    There was also American Gothic and Eerie Indiana. I remember watching those, but don’t remember much about them.

    December 20, 2021 at 12:10 am
    • doug Reply

      I remember those. Never saw Eerie, but I would like to see American Gothic again. But, both were network shows, not cable.

      December 20, 2021 at 1:54 am
    • Joe S.Walker Reply

      They were part of a little wave of weird-small-town shows that followed in the wake of Twin Peaks – all of them a long, long way behind. American Gothic wasn’t bad though.

      December 20, 2021 at 6:46 pm
  • CAG Reply

    Actually that disqualifies any of the shows I mentioned… for the most part, I never had cable, and when I did I tended to watch the History Channel and similar. So when I think of 90s shows in this genre, it was really only stuff that was on the regular networks – I tend to forget about the existence of cable as I usually just do over the air channels… If I catch any cable shows its only after they’ve gone into syndication or I’ve streamed them.

    December 20, 2021 at 6:18 am
  • MrUNIVAC Reply

    One 90’s HBO show that I loved but never see mentioned anywhere was called Perversions of Science. It was basically a sci-fi Tales of the Crypt hosted by a CGI sex-bot, and the stories usually had a Twilight Zone twist in them. I think it only lasted for like 10 episodes.
    A few that I remember:
    -In the 30’s, a couple of guys listening to a War of the Worlds alien invasion drama on the radio reveal themselves as Martians and go on a killing spree thinking the invasion as started, only for the whole thing to be a trick set up by Jupitarians to get rid of the Martians and clear the way for THEIR invasion;
    -A starship crew gets alerted that a deadly pathogen is loose in their ship, and they all start going crazy and killing each other. The last man standing learns that it was all a drill and that he’s now screwed.

    December 21, 2021 at 1:02 pm
    • doug Reply

      I had never heard of that one, but I’ve found it online and will watch it soon.

      December 21, 2021 at 6:43 pm

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